Dave_Schuldt Posted October 31, 2002 Posted October 31, 2002 At pub club he was wondering what to wear to a Haloween party this weekend. Maybe some of you creative people out ther could help him out. Quote
freeclimb9 Posted October 31, 2002 Posted October 31, 2002 1. Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: The serial killer from Silence of the Lambs in the "tuck" scene (i.e. "I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me so hard"). Â 2. An STD involving parasites and/or pus. Â 3. Viagra Man: A superhero in a blue leotard with a "V" emblazoned on his chest and a big woody in his Speedo. Â 4. The cast of Sex and the City: A group of female friends dressed in Prada and Manolo Blahniks. Â 5. French maid outfit. Â 6. Pubic hair on soap: A solid, pastel-colored outfit sprayed with some kind of fresh-scent perfume, with a piece of black yarn glued to the front in a squiggly pattern. Â 7. Camilla Parker-Bowles' tampon: Big ears, British accent, all-white outfit, red tie. Â 8. Pedophile: Dirty old man with a children's book and a boner. Â 9. The E.R. patient: A carrot sticking out of the seat of your pants (i.e. "I was just doing a little cooking and I slipped, doctor, I swear..."). Â 10. The man who mistook his hat for a wife: Man (clothing optional) with a hat hanging over his package. Â from Nerve.com Quote
Dave_Schuldt Posted November 1, 2002 Author Posted November 1, 2002 GOOD ONE CHUCK. He could also go as scott'tyrex. Quote
thelawgoddess Posted November 1, 2002 Posted November 1, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dru: Snafflehound in "furry" suit that would be SOOO alpinek! Quote
Dave_Schuldt Posted November 1, 2002 Author Posted November 1, 2002 Come on people, he needs more suggestions!!! Quote
jordop Posted November 1, 2002 Posted November 1, 2002 The man is obviously a werewolf; one needs only to ski with him to hear the trademark, "AAAWOOOOO" as he cranks turns. Or he could bring his chipper along for some Fargoesque fun Quote
AlpineK Posted November 1, 2002 Posted November 1, 2002 Thanks Dave, but I figured it out last night.  I do like the mammogram outfit though  [ 11-01-2002, 07:03 AM: Message edited by: AlpineK ] Quote
allthumbs Posted November 1, 2002 Posted November 1, 2002 go as allison it'll scare the shit outta everybody Quote
Greg_W Posted November 1, 2002 Posted November 1, 2002 quote: Originally posted by trask: go as allison it'll scare the shit outta everybody I guess Trask's leaf turned back over pretty quick Quote
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