allthumbs Posted October 25, 2002 Share Posted October 25, 2002 Sports Medicine Physician Dr. Juan C. Buller conducted a study that proved that an anatomically-friendly bicycle seat could help prevent women from pain and numbness after a lengthy ride. Buller surveyed 180 female cyclists and found that the majority reported genital-area symptoms such as discomfort, pain with intercourse (and here you boys though it was due to the size of your Jonsons ) and numbness after riding. More than half reported the symptoms could last minutes or even days after the bike ride. Buller then asked 52 of the women who experienced such discomfort to ride a stationary bike for 50 minutes on two separate occasions, once using a standard saddle seat and once using the split seat. Afterward, each woman filled out a questionnaire rating the pain involved with cycling on each seat and comparing the two. According to Buller, the women reported less discomfort, numbness and pain with the split seat than with the standard one. The California-based Serfas, maker of split bicycle seats, helped support the study. Hmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted October 25, 2002 Share Posted October 25, 2002 That's because you are going sterile ryland. Studies have shown that 100% of all professional cyclists have scrotal abnormalities. Something to think about eh.. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted October 25, 2002 Share Posted October 25, 2002 quote: Originally posted by texplorer: That's because you are going sterile ryland. Studies have shown that 100% of all professional cyclists have scrotal abnormalities. Something to think about eh.. . tex you put a lot of field time in for that study?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryland_moore Posted October 25, 2002 Share Posted October 25, 2002 sorry for the double post. Invention in the making? Or is there already one out there? Maybe that is why I don't ride too much. Also the reason for not wearing banana hammocks every day, all day too! [ 10-25-2002, 01:17 PM: Message edited by: ryland moore ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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iain Posted October 25, 2002 Share Posted October 25, 2002 Recommended reading: "Scrotal asymmetry in man and in ancient sculpture" Nature volume 259, p 426. McManus, University College London Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryland_moore Posted October 25, 2002 Share Posted October 25, 2002 Nobody wants to know what jingle sniffing is? Or is it that you all already know, or are practioners in the event? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordonb Posted October 25, 2002 Share Posted October 25, 2002 I have a split seat made for males. It is much more comfortable on long rides than my old solid seat. Plus since switching I havn't had any disturbing penil numbness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryland_moore Posted October 25, 2002 Share Posted October 25, 2002 Penile numbness=shootin' blanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted October 25, 2002 Author Share Posted October 25, 2002 Is that what happened to your Pa? Bwahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryland_moore Posted October 25, 2002 Share Posted October 25, 2002 No, he didn't ride bikes, just sniffed the seats of girls' bikes after they were finished riding them for a while(ie. jingle sniffing)!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted October 25, 2002 Share Posted October 25, 2002 You were really dying to kick that out weren't ya? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted October 25, 2002 Share Posted October 25, 2002 Hey Rhyland, Does your Dad read this board? Is he Trask? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryland_moore Posted October 25, 2002 Share Posted October 25, 2002 rbw, Yes I was! Trask: "Don't you know who I am?!" Ryland:" No, I just thought you were that jester molester dude running around eluding the cops." Trask:" I AM YOUR FATHER!" Ryland: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryland_moore Posted October 26, 2002 Share Posted October 26, 2002 I see this having pros and cons. It defeats the purpose of "jingle sniffing" (If you need a definition, I will explain) but on the positive side, You could sit in a park and get an eyefull of camel toes as they road by, which would be completely outlined by the split seat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pindude Posted October 26, 2002 Share Posted October 26, 2002 Serfas Rx Deep Groove Women's--"clinically tested, doctor recommended:" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryland_moore Posted October 26, 2002 Share Posted October 26, 2002 How 'bout one for MY BALLZ!!!! I feel like I am going sterile every time I ride my mountain bike!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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