allthumbs Posted September 4, 2002 Posted September 4, 2002 quote: Originally posted by thelawgoddess: desperate for reliable climbing partners who can crank; not for dates - thank you. snicker, snicker Quote
thelawgoddess Posted September 4, 2002 Posted September 4, 2002 seriously, though, it's hard to decide what the dating categories should be ... "hard-spankin' sport climber seeks trad climber who likes being schooled and knows not only how to place gear but use it" hmmm ... Quote
Thinker Posted September 4, 2002 Posted September 4, 2002 quote: Originally posted by kashmir: well as a fairly infrequent visitor to this website Iam surprised everyone hasent started a dating service through cascadeclimbers. The primary problem with this concept that I see is that there are all of 10 MAX female members and an infinite number of males. That's pretty darned good odds for the gals and those embracing alternative lifestyles, but piss poor odds for the masses. Quote
Peter_Puget Posted September 4, 2002 Posted September 4, 2002 How about we bid for dates?!?!?! Proceeds go to the Access Fund! Combines the best of a dating service and a public service. Allison...... Quote
Dru Posted September 4, 2002 Posted September 4, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Thinker: quote:Originally posted by kashmir: well as a fairly infrequent visitor to this website Iam surprised everyone hasent started a dating service through cascadeclimbers. The primary problem with this concept that I see is that there are all of 10 MAX female members and an infinite number of males. That's pretty darned good odds for the gals and those embracing alternative lifestyles, but piss poor odds for the masses. youre not fully out of luck, maybe WA state will legalize polyandry. cause it soundslike its that or s for ya. [ 09-04-2002, 01:11 PM: Message edited by: Dru ] Quote
allthumbs Posted September 4, 2002 Posted September 4, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Peter Puget: How about we bid for dates?!?!?! Fine with me .... and remember ladies, there is plenty of trask to go around. Quote
Dru Posted September 4, 2002 Posted September 4, 2002 quote: Originally posted by trask: quote:Originally posted by Peter Puget: How about we bid for dates?!?!?! Fine with me .... and remember ladies, there is plenty of trask to go around. The love handles alone are big enough to use as bivi sacks. Quote
Thinker Posted September 4, 2002 Posted September 4, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dru: quote:Originally posted by Thinker: quote:Originally posted by kashmir: well as a fairly infrequent visitor to this website Iam surprised everyone hasent started a dating service through cascadeclimbers. The primary problem with this concept that I see is that there are all of 10 MAX female members and an infinite number of males. That's pretty darned good odds for the gals and those embracing alternative lifestyles, but piss poor odds for the masses. youre not fully out of luck, maybe WA state will legalize polyandry. cause it soundslike its that or s for ya.for the record, I got a steady cutie.....and she climbs 5.10 Quote
Dru Posted September 4, 2002 Posted September 4, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Thinker: quote:Originally posted by Dru: quote:Originally posted by Thinker: quote:Originally posted by kashmir: well as a fairly infrequent visitor to this website Iam surprised everyone hasent started a dating service through cascadeclimbers. The primary problem with this concept that I see is that there are all of 10 MAX female members and an infinite number of males. That's pretty darned good odds for the gals and those embracing alternative lifestyles, but piss poor odds for the masses. youre not fully out of luck, maybe WA state will legalize polyandry. cause it soundslike its that or s for ya.for the record, I got a steady cutie.....and she climbs 5.10sounds more like she climbs 3.75" Quote
Off_White Posted September 4, 2002 Posted September 4, 2002 quote: Originally posted by fern: the odds are good but the goods are odd Quote
kashmir Posted September 4, 2002 Author Posted September 4, 2002 the law goddess said she'd be willing to give everyone a turn, just as long as trask can watch. or we can all fight over the one female that has joined this excellent idea. oh by the way the crux move into my bedroom is 5.5 Quote
allison Posted September 4, 2002 Posted September 4, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Peter Puget: How about we bid for dates?!?!?! Proceeds go to the Access Fund! Combines the best of a dating service and a public service. Allison...... Uh, Petey, you can't sell me just because you can't have me!!! Quote
Peter_Puget Posted September 4, 2002 Posted September 4, 2002 I was thinking of bidding! It would be for the public good you know! Quote
thelawgoddess Posted September 4, 2002 Posted September 4, 2002 quote: Originally posted by kashmir: the law goddess said she'd be willing to give everyone a turn, just as long as trask can watch. or we can all fight over the one female that has joined this excellent idea. oh by the way the crux move into my bedroom is 5.5 i said no such thing, but if you want to audition for me send your personal history and climbing resume and i'll see if i can squeeze you in. Quote
allison Posted September 4, 2002 Posted September 4, 2002 Ah, but you just can't put a price on some things..... Quote
allthumbs Posted September 4, 2002 Posted September 4, 2002 quote: Originally posted by thelawgoddess: quote:Originally posted by kashmir: the law goddess said she'd be willing to give everyone a turn, just as long as trask can watch. or we can all fight over the one female that has joined this excellent idea. oh by the way the crux move into my bedroom is 5.5 i said no such thing, but if you want to audition for me send your personal history and climbing resume and i'll see if i can squeeze you in. forget the others .... I'm sure I can fill your schedule Quote
thelawgoddess Posted September 4, 2002 Posted September 4, 2002 everything of value has a value. Quote
Peter_Puget Posted September 4, 2002 Posted September 4, 2002 Very true...but sometimes dreaming of those priceless things is what gets us thru the turgid miasma of our day to day lives. Quote
allthumbs Posted September 4, 2002 Posted September 4, 2002 quote: Originally posted by thelawgoddess: everything of value has a value. I agree, but for you sweetie, it's on the house. Quote
Guest Posted September 4, 2002 Posted September 4, 2002 "desperate for reliable climbing partners who can crank" what do you mean "crank". Seems like everyone here sits too much in front of the computer, sprays endless spray (you lawsluttress included) and would have mighty hard time on-sighting 5.11 (even a sport route) or doing a WI4 pitch. As for dating service it would have to be in the "alternative" category, since the ratio of men to women here is like 10:1. Sounds like a perfect gang-bang recepie to me . [ 09-04-2002, 02:55 PM: Message edited by: climbmachine ] Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted September 4, 2002 Posted September 4, 2002 quote: Originally posted by climbmachine: "desperate for reliable climbing partners who can crank" what do you mean "crank". Seems like everyone here sits too much in front of the computer, sprays endless spray (you lawsluttress included) and would have mighty hard time on-sighting 5.11 (even a sport route) or doing a WI4 pitch... You being the obvious exception to this rule, of course ... Quote
tsk_tsk_tsk Posted September 4, 2002 Posted September 4, 2002 quote: Originally posted by climbmachine: "desperate for reliable climbing partners who can crank" what do you mean "crank". Seems like everyone here sits too much in front of the computer, sprays endless spray (you lawsluttress included) and would have mighty hard time on-sighting 5.11 (even a sport route) or doing a WI4 pitch. As for dating service it would have to be in the "alternative" category, since the ratio of men to women here is like 10:1. Sounds like a perfect gang-bang recepie to me . smells like Agent Orange---CPB Quote
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