allthumbs Posted August 6, 2002 Posted August 6, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: [QB]trask - Nothing else to do. And it's not the alpineness DFA hates, it's the snobness, alpo. I'm not a snob, I hate everybody. Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted August 6, 2002 Posted August 6, 2002 Funny thing; DFA too respects those of you who go out, freeze balls (or comparable girl-parts), and run it out on barely-frozen-together choss while wearing a pack. But he'll stick with the relaxing atmosphere of Smith, and the endless sequence puzzling and hang doggery of sport climbing. Quote
texplorer Posted August 6, 2002 Posted August 6, 2002 Watch out flash, your starting to seem reasonable. Do you really want to seem like an intelligent poster? Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted August 6, 2002 Posted August 6, 2002 quote: Originally posted by trask: I'm not a snob, I hate everybody. Hey, dammit! DFA lives by that line (or at least variations thereupon). He was even going to try for a vanity license plate reading "H8 EVR1." Perhaps one day, when he has money to squander on such trivialities. Â [ 08-06-2002, 04:19 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ] Quote
Geek_the_Greek Posted August 6, 2002 Posted August 6, 2002 Ah well shit, with all the talk of sport vs trad, blah blah blah, how come no one wants to climb with me at Smith this w/end? I did say "trad or sport?". Quote
Paul_detrick Posted August 7, 2002 Posted August 7, 2002 This is kind of funny. Frist lets talk bikes. I rode a harley for while, and yes I and my partners made fun of the rice burners rockets, or any thing else you want to call those piece of shits. Now for calling routes, red point pink black or blue, who cares, nobody but the person who is climbing it, so they can fill better. I don't need a name to make me fill better, it is what it is. Quote
allison Posted August 7, 2002 Posted August 7, 2002 DFA: Kubiak is a riot. Is he back in this part of the world? did he finish med school? I'd love to clip some bolts with him yelling at me about the sequence, he's the only guy who really knows how to do that right. For a guy who climbs the grades he does, he's got no attitude. Plus he's been nice enuf to put up a rope on an .11 for me (and take it down when I'm done flailing) on occasion. Â And Jon, sorry, I didn't mean to suggest that it was "our" board, I guess you have suggested that it sort of belongs to all of us even though you and Tim pay for us to play, and maybe, well, anyway, I'm sorry. Quote
richard_noggin Posted August 7, 2002 Author Posted August 7, 2002 What up Trask, crack Baby Dude thats old smack you must be a tweaker Cyber crank maggot xhead .I told you i am not on this site 24/7 wait till i'm online so we can battle it out in the Thunder dome The little Trask wee wee wanker geting scared because there is a new spraymaster in town ? The good doctor is obviously climbs it all and is well read . I will admit that you surf the net way more and come up with some really good pic's but spray'in and climb'in he can kick yur That bit of beta about Messner cracked me up.I have read all his books ,liked them but thought he had a hollier than thou attitude so I was really get'in tired of that same old quote: bolts are the murder of the impossiable. The trad's wear like wear'in it out The view from the top of the big hill is not that great,only the last two pitches of Outer space are steller,and godzilla is harder than 5.9 hows that for troll'in  [ 08-07-2002, 10:44 PM: Message edited by: richard noggin ] Quote
icegirl Posted August 7, 2002 Posted August 7, 2002 Allison: Kubiak started here at the UW , and then got accepted into an Ortho residency in New York last I checked... Quite the character, the local climbing community misses him... Â Hey, DFA, isn't Darius Azin back down there now? Quote
allthumbs Posted August 7, 2002 Posted August 7, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: True! Cc.com is now a wholly owned subsidiary of the megaconglomerate AmazingCo., Inc. This means you're all subject to the unpredictable, iron-fisted whim of Dr. Flash Amazing, malicious mastermind and terrifying tycoon. Â Cower, unwashed dogs! you are full of goat piss Quote
allthumbs Posted August 7, 2002 Posted August 7, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dru: quote:Originally posted by trask: I'm not worthy. Dru will be back tomorrow. DID YOU HAVE IT CIRCLED ON YOUR CALENDAR????? I HEARD YOU MENTION IT THE DAY BEFORE, SPANKY Quote
sk Posted August 7, 2002 Posted August 7, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: True! Cc.com is now a wholly owned subsidiary of the megaconglomerate AmazingCo., Inc. This means you're all subject to the unpredictable, iron-fisted whim of Dr. Flash Amazing, malicious mastermind and terrifying tycoon. Â Cower, unwashed dogs! Then I demand payment for my survices. As sexiest poster here i should be payed twice as much as anyone else. jon and timmay get it for free, you gots to pay, sucker. PER WORD Quote
sk Posted August 7, 2002 Posted August 7, 2002 but I only accept cash money, credit cards(pre paid) and jewls  BTW, that is per word... not what you were just thinking...sicko  [ 08-06-2002, 12:13 PM: Message edited by: sk ] Quote
allthumbs Posted August 7, 2002 Posted August 7, 2002 I wasn't thinking what your are thinking. I just wanted to talk smack and be cool like everybody else. Quote
Dru Posted August 7, 2002 Posted August 7, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: True! Cc.com is now a wholly owned subsidiary of the megaconglomerate AmazingCo., Inc. This means you're all subject to the unpredictable, iron-fisted whim of Dr. Flash Amazing, malicious mastermind and terrifying tycoon. Â Cower, unwashed dogs! I bet that iron fist is pretty rough on your horsecock. or do you lube it up with armourall. Quote
iain Posted August 7, 2002 Posted August 7, 2002 Dru and Flash Amazing, M.D. spraying at each other...it's like clash of the titans. Â Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted August 7, 2002 Posted August 7, 2002 You blasphemous heathen infidels had best learn to behave. The iron fist delivers a firm, disciplinary spanking to the unbelieving. Dr. Flash Amazing ate crag.com for breakfast, and is in the midst of polishing of smithrock.com. Don't think your little e-alpine playground here is safe from AmazingCo., Inc.'s nefarious tentacles. Â Now, who would like to pay homage to the bolt, the quickdraw, and the Gri-Gri? Quote
sk Posted August 7, 2002 Posted August 7, 2002 hey DFA, didn't your mommy ever tell you not to bite off more than you can chew? Quote
allthumbs Posted August 7, 2002 Posted August 7, 2002 this place is going sporto? fuck, what a bummer. Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted August 7, 2002 Posted August 7, 2002 quote: Originally posted by trask: this place is going sporto? fuck, what a bummer. Balls! Sportism is the way of the future (much like kickboxing, for those John Cusack fans keeping score at home)! Even lauded mountaineer and adventurer Reinhold Messner was recently seen hangdogging limestone at Ceuse, clad in Prana shorts and La Sportiva slippers, hollering for crux beta. Â Submit, damn you! Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted August 7, 2002 Posted August 7, 2002 Dr. Flash Amazing knows this "Darius Azin" only in name, and has never met the man, thus he cannot help you. Lo siento mucho, hombre. Bueno suerte. Quote
MountainBetty Posted August 7, 2002 Posted August 7, 2002 I've seen a lot of people who appear to prefer the draws pre-placed, but it is not my bag. Can't say I haven't, but I prefer the red point. Personally, placing the draws just feels better to me. Climbing is as safe as the climber, the belayer, the gear and the route. I feel it can ease some climbs by about a letter grade. So if the draws are hanging, I will tell you, "It was a pink point." I probably have no ethics, since I had to work and rehearse to get my first lead, and it took two afternoons of toproping before I got my first redpoint. I don't judge others climbing preferences, but when someones says, "I got it." "It went down." "I styled it." I guess I think of the Red Point, placing the draws. Oh well, I was never much for too much protection  [ 08-07-2002, 11:11 PM: Message edited by: MountainBetty ] Quote
MountainBetty Posted August 7, 2002 Posted August 7, 2002 Ohoops  [ 08-07-2002, 11:09 PM: Message edited by: MountainBetty ] Quote
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