Dru Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 La Sportiva Club is more like what the Subaru Outbacks in the Smith Parking lot could use to keep from being stolen. Methgings you were meaning La sportive Chub, namely, Italian Horsecock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter_Puget Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Off - It appeaers that sport climbings givs some people that very ability. Reference the Alpine sport thread where Dwayner claims the mere mention of alpine sport climbing makes him sick!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 DFA you sound a lot like Master Beta from the Climbing magazine letters column... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dru: DFA you sound a lot like Master Beta from the Climbing magazine letters column... i.e., a hapless dickweed who likes to read his own material. Shove your stick-clip up your sport climbing ass and bite off. Viva Danzig: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 I am the ill-prepared wank, and I encourage all my bretheren wanks to spend as much time as possible in the mountains as opposed to pulling on their own projects for weekends on end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Greg W: quote:Originally posted by Dru: DFA you sound a lot like Master Beta from the Climbing magazine letters column... i.e., a hapless dickweed who likes to read his own material. Shove your stick-clip up your sport climbing ass and bite off. Viva Danzig: truer words were never said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rr666 Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Greg W: Viva Danzig: [/QB] Any chance you went to the Danzig show last Wednesday?, He played at the EMP. He is a bit rusty, but the show was not too bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_noggin Posted August 6, 2002 Author Share Posted August 6, 2002 Dr Flash Amazing kicks ass He really Spiced things up around here Trask I think he can kick your spray ass I can't wait till the trad spray Gods are back this is going to be good Rock On Dr,I neel to your overwhelming spray power oh spraymaster ,Here's one for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 1. DFA has been purveying his spray in the third person since long before that hack Master Beta came on the scene. 2. While a sport enthusiast, DFA does not carry or use a stick clip, therefore GregW will have to substitute another object for his Dr. Flash Amazing anal fantasies--sorry, sport! 3. Glenn Danzig is a fuckin' troll. Can you actually listen with a straight face to him singing about how he "killed your baby today?" The guy's gotta be pushin' 50 ... 4. Richard Noggin is hereby entitled to free treatments at the Amazing Clinic, as well as free admission to all AmazingCo., Inc. sponsored events. [ 08-06-2002, 02:55 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 dick head is an ass kisser and just wants you to rope gun for him. Loser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 69 [ 08-06-2002, 03:11 PM: Message edited by: trask ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 quote: Originally posted by trask: quote:Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: 1. DFA has been purveying his spray in the third person since long before that hack Master Beta came on the scene. 2. While a sport enthusiast, DFA does not carry or use a stick clip, therefore GregW will have to substitute another object for his Dr. Flash Amazing anal fantasies--sorry, sport! 3. Glenn Danzig is a fuckin' troll. Can you actually listen with a straight face to him singing about how he "killed your baby today?" The guy's gotta be pushin' 50 ... 4. Richard Noggin is hereby entitled to free treatments at the Amazing Clinic, as well as free admission to all AmazingCo., Inc. sponsored events. Ah...NOW I know who you are Bottoms up spray on my good man!!! P.S. richard noggin, you are the most retarded moron on this site...does crack baby ring a bell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Unlike mr Richy Nogg, I will not bow to any lycra clad sporty. I climb it all sport, trad, alpine, etc. Anyone is good at only one thing is limited to that endeavor. Although I have incorporated a few "sporty" words into my vernacular I pity those who only know that sport. Even your hero, wolfgang gullich did alot of sick trad. I like both trad and sport. I tend to gravitate towards trad because I seem to have the "juevos" that it requires to climb on gear but I enjoy getting up a challenging sport route as well. They are not the same and in some senses uncomparable despite what is posted on this site. If Dr. Flash Annoying continues to spray out the holier than thou sport propaganda I will do my part to spout about the virtues of "true" and clean climbing. Not trying to troll blatently but your an cocky sob Flash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Huh? Crack Babies is a fun route, you're right! A little epoxy here and there, but it's like Red Rocks climbing! Oh, oops. That'd be in response to Trask, there. [ 08-06-2002, 03:28 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Mr. Tex, Dr. Flash Amazing's cockiness, as you see it, is a product of his alpine-snob surroundings, and is wholly reflexive. He doesn't fancy himself or his sportness any better than anyone else, but when some frostbitten lout starts spraying about sport climbing's inferiority or about dumb sportos, DFA is compelled to respond in kind. Plus it's kinda fun stirring up some shit now and again. Yours in cragging, Dr. Flash Amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Mr. Tex, Dr. Flash Amazing's cockiness, as you see it, is a product of his alpine-snob surroundings, and is wholly reflexive. He doesn't fancy himself or his sportness any better than anyone else, but when some frostbitten lout starts spraying about sport climbing's inferiority or about dumb sportos, DFA is compelled to respond in kind. Plus it's kinda fun stirring up some shit now and again. Yours in cragging, Dr. Flash Amazing if you don't like the alpine surroundings, why don't you hump your spandex ass back to the gym, sporto?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Ok, just as long as you understand the climbing world revolves are the trad world and that those who place gear are god's chosen ones and that when the end times come all stick clippers will burn in a pit of boiling gu being constantly eaten by rabid snafflehounds while HC is shoved into every orafice of their bodies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 all climbers are equal. sport climbers are just less equal than others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 sportclimbers are neither ummmm no i mean retrobolt the beckey route ummm whatever? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 trask - Nothing else to do. And it's not the alpineness DFA hates, it's the snobness, alpo. tex - Dr. Flash Amazing will never submit to your twisted worldview. Sportism all the way! [ 08-06-2002, 03:54 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 I entered the climbing world as a general mountaineer on snow/ice and scree, followed by some alpine climbing. I finally have been doing some sport climbing (even in the gym at times-shudder) I've come to like sport climbing. You can't beat the relaxing atmosphere of Smith, lying around in the sun in a beautiful place and doing safe climbing for a change rather than seeing how much you can scare the crap out of yourself. Totally different experience, but one I've come to enjoy and appreciate. I have respect for those 5.13 sporties, even if they would soil their trousers on easy alpine trad or a steep snow/ice in full conds. whatever floats yer boat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MountainMan Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 I'd like to take this timeout to commemorate Dru's 5468th post!!!! YAY DRU!!!!! YOU'RE MY HERO!!!!!!!! Now back to your regularly scheduled thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 only 5648? He must be all the way up to Lurker status Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 quote: Originally posted by texplorer: only 5648? He must be all the way up to Lurker status 6420 now or tomorrow anyways see with ray on holiday and me just back from holiday it is my chance to catch up to him on the spray front. [ 08-06-2002, 04:00 PM: Message edited by: Dru ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted August 6, 2002 Share Posted August 6, 2002 Another climber succumbs to the numbers game. . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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