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Originally posted by sk:

[big Drink][big Drink][big Drink]
Here's to you. There is good and bad in every situation IMHO.

To Anna and SK, two more ice lovelies-

 

Our lager,

Which art in barrels,

Hallowed be thy drink.

Thy will be drunk,

(I will be drunk),

At home as in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head,

And forgive us our spillages,

As we forgive those who spill against us.

And lead us not to incarceration,

But deliver us from hangovers.

For thine is the beer, The bitter and The lager.

Forever and ever,

 

Barmen

 

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Just because we're married doesn't mean I own her. I do not approve of or support everything she does, but that doesn't take away her right to live her life as she chooses to do so.

 

Yeah, I know what she's been doing around here. And no, it doesn't get me all hot and bothered.

 

So she's a bit of a flirt? I can't change her, so I choose to accept her for who she is, be that what it may.


Sounds like a wouped man if you ask me... I don't no about a flirt but shes a bit of a bitch though...

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Originally posted by Son of Caveman:

Hey, I've been bachin' it for 5 years now, and my place is neat as a pin most times.

If your shoes match your belt, you are such a homo. [Moon] "Eat it! You know you want to."

 

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You know why dogs lick their balls? Because they can. If men could lick their balls, it'd be adios to the women. Who'd need em' then? DOGS RULE <img border="0" title="" alt="[big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Men are absolutely able to like my dog's balls.

I'll even bring him to pub club for you.

Adios, muthafuka

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I'd have them lick something else if I were you Archy. Might be more pleasurable for you (given the right dude) cool.gif

You are so right.

I'll watch em lick yours.

 

If they've got a good tongue, I've got a good imagination.

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