tvashtarkatena Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 Been watching FOX from the used treadmill I bought my wife for her birthday. They always come through with something: Caption under an interview with Pat Boone: "Legendary Entertainer" Regarding Manny Pacquiao: "Pound per pound, better than Mohammed Ali" Last night led a story with "Wisconsin National Guard On Alert", ostensibly due to a protest at the capitol. Turns out it's state workers - the National Guard is mentioned in a strike contingency plan as a labor source. LOL Michele Bachmann accused the Democrats of trying to create a 'nanny state' for subsidizing breast pumps for low income women. Quote
Doug Posted February 16, 2011 Posted February 16, 2011 You bought a used treadmill for Fairweather? Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted February 16, 2011 Author Posted February 16, 2011 He's my bitch, not my wife. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted February 23, 2011 Author Posted February 23, 2011 (edited) Last night Hannity claimed the Middle Eastern revolutions could 'possibly' be the start of WWIII. My personal favorite historical re-write was, of course, employed: ' our Judeo Christian Values' LOL. Edited February 23, 2011 by tvashtarkatena Quote
genepires Posted February 23, 2011 Posted February 23, 2011 yoiu bought a treadmill for a birthday present? Have you tried giving mouthwash or a vacuum too? Quote
prole Posted February 23, 2011 Posted February 23, 2011 Last night Hannity claimed the Middle Eastern revolutions could 'possibly' be the start of WWIII. He could be right, but not in the way he thinks. Give us another five to ten years... Quote
ivan Posted February 23, 2011 Posted February 23, 2011 couldn't me getting up in the mornign and taking a shit be considered a cause for ww3, at least chronologically? post hoc, ergo propter hoc? Quote
Lucky Larry Posted February 24, 2011 Posted February 24, 2011 I know it is hard to tell with all the media snow white outs but WWW III has been up and running for sometime now--more conflicts going on then you can count on both hands. Quote
G-spotter Posted February 24, 2011 Posted February 24, 2011 Slight increase since 2009 but not to historic peaks Quote
rob Posted February 24, 2011 Posted February 24, 2011 Considering how much money we spend on our military, World War II never really ended. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted March 3, 2011 Author Posted March 3, 2011 (edited) FUX is ALL OVER THIS SHIT. Can't wait for the cable circle jerk tonight: Classroom live sex show Speaking of shit, the next headline down on FUX mobile reads "Fecal Matter Found on 72 Percent of Grocery Carts" Fair and Balanced ! Edited March 3, 2011 by tvashtarkatena Quote
ivan Posted March 3, 2011 Posted March 3, 2011 dude, if you can't find something to jerk off too at foxnews.com you're either really blind, or really uncreative in 7 years of near daily visiting that site, i've never seen it a day w/o a blond bimbo and at least one article about getting yer nut on somewhere on the damn page Quote
Doug Posted March 4, 2011 Posted March 4, 2011 I've found their site fascinating. They cater to the political views of the Christian Right, yet they feature lots of what some on the right would consider sinful. No more or less principled that any other mainstream news outlet on the web. Quote
Crux Posted March 4, 2011 Posted March 4, 2011 At exactly what point did the university "reverse" its "position" on the sex show in the classroom? (The fair-and-balanced mind wants to know.) Quote
ivan Posted March 4, 2011 Posted March 4, 2011 I've found their site fascinating. They cater to the political views of the Christian Right, yet they feature lots of what some on the right would consider sinful. No more or less principled that any other mainstream news outlet on the web. indeed - not satan by any means is fox, more like the jolly-chap who runs into the circle-k to get satan a pack of smokes Quote
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