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When someone lets a real stinker go in a meeting or an elevator, is it acceptable to inquire, "All right. Who farted?" Everyone is already blaming someone else in his mind; asking out loud relieves the tension. Remember, too, that "Whoever smelt it, dealt it" is archaic. Don’t blame the messenger. [big Drink][Moon]

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Originally posted by hikerwa:
Gag loudly, and make gross exgaggerations to how nasty it smells. Make a huge deal of it, then it's over, and all will return to normal. (this is especially true if it was your own fart!)

Pick the smallest person in the room and blame them.

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A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, and there standing next to her is a salesman.

"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shiit when you hear the price."

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Originally posted by jon:
If it's you, suck it into your bike bottle and blow it on people.
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nice one jon, I'll have to give it a try. ever tried "cup-a-fart"? kind of the same thing but using your hand to capture the aroma and release it in someone's face. I have a friend who is a master of this art. [laf]

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