sobo Posted November 11, 2010 Posted November 11, 2010 i do know a few of my friends have lost their nuts in the past few years I just got mine back after 10 years! W00t w00t!!!1 I lost mine the day I went sport climbing. This past June was a big month for me. I cured two cancers... my melanoma surgery was successful, and my divorce became final. Ba-dum, kish!!!1 Quote
pink Posted November 11, 2010 Author Posted November 11, 2010 neutered animals live about 30% longer than nonneutered animals, on average. but they say with humans it's gotta be done young and only adds about 20% to lifespan. thanks Quote
billcoe Posted November 11, 2010 Posted November 11, 2010 so i'm talking about my dog Go for it anyway. Ask the vet if you can get the 2 for 1 special. Bet Dave can't lowball that one! ps, congrats on being single again.....I think. Quote
pink Posted November 11, 2010 Author Posted November 11, 2010 yes, i have a drama free life again. thanks bill Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted November 11, 2010 Posted November 11, 2010 yes, i have a drama free life again. thanks bill Feels GREAT, doesn't it? Quote
denalidave Posted November 12, 2010 Posted November 12, 2010 so i'm talking about my dog Go for it anyway. Ask the vet if you can get the 2 for 1 special. Bet Dave can't lowball that one! ps, congrats on being single again.....I think. WE"LL BEAT ANY PRICE, CAUSE I'M THE WHIZ, NOBODY BEATS THE WHIZ! Quote
denalidave Posted November 12, 2010 Posted November 12, 2010 yes, i have a drama free life again. thanks bill So long as you keep out of the BACON Forum... Quote
pink Posted November 12, 2010 Author Posted November 12, 2010 yes, i have a drama free life again. thanks bill So long as you keep out of the BACON Forum... everybody has been doing that lately Quote
pink Posted November 12, 2010 Author Posted November 12, 2010 all toilet seat in upright position Quote
denalidave Posted November 12, 2010 Posted November 12, 2010 all toilet seat in upright position Quote
JosephH Posted November 12, 2010 Posted November 12, 2010 Figure that a single "accident" will most likely cost you over $100,000 ...$500 a month for 18 years compounded..plus the psychic wound-no charge for that..jus' sayin' is all. That's getting off way, way cheap... Quote
pink Posted November 12, 2010 Author Posted November 12, 2010 Figure that a single "accident" will most likely cost you over $100,000 ...$500 a month for 18 years compounded..plus the psychic wound-no charge for that..jus' sayin' is all. That's getting off way, way cheap... we are talking about this little guy... Quote
denalidave Posted November 12, 2010 Posted November 12, 2010 I pictured you more with one like this cute lil guy... Quote
Hugh Conway Posted November 12, 2010 Posted November 12, 2010 I, too, always thought of pink as a spotted vicious leg-humper Quote
Off_White Posted November 12, 2010 Posted November 12, 2010 Pink, if you go through with it, do we refer to you as "it" rather than "he"? Friend of mine lost one of his to testicular cancer, I urged him to go to a Halloween party as ObiOne Cajone... Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted November 12, 2010 Posted November 12, 2010 With a dog like that, wouldn't the nutcut be redundant? Quote
sobo Posted November 12, 2010 Posted November 12, 2010 Friend of mine lost one of his to testicular cancer, I urged him to go to a Halloween party as ObiOne Cajone... Knew a guy (Morgan) back in college who lost one. We called him One Organ Morgan... Quote
Hugh Conway Posted November 12, 2010 Posted November 12, 2010 Should have covered himself with dope and gone as Lance Armstrong Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted November 12, 2010 Posted November 12, 2010 Worked with a guy at my first job who married this chick that browbeat him into a reversal (he already had 3 kids). One of his nuts swelled up to the size of a grapefruit. Turns out she was cheating on him the whole time. Rockin' it Everett style. Double rainbow, all the way! Quote
Doug Posted November 12, 2010 Posted November 12, 2010 Friend of mine lost one of his to testicular cancer, I urged him to go to a Halloween party as ObiOne Cajone... Knew a guy (Morgan) back in college who lost one. We called him One Organ Morgan... One Organ Morgan? Morgan being a contraction of Mono-Organ? Quote
pink Posted November 12, 2010 Author Posted November 12, 2010 I pictured you more with one like this cute lil guy... what the hell is that thing? Quote
pink Posted November 12, 2010 Author Posted November 12, 2010 so once again, i'm talking about a dog, not a dude Quote
sobo Posted November 13, 2010 Posted November 13, 2010 Friend of mine lost one of his to testicular cancer, I urged him to go to a Halloween party as ObiOne Cajone... Knew a guy (Morgan) back in college who lost one. We called him One Organ Morgan... One Organ Morgan? Morgan being a contraction of Mono-Organ? No Doug, his last name was Morgan. And although a gonad is technically not an organ (it's a gland), his having only one ball and us calling him One Organ Morgan just sounded funny cuz it rhymed. Quote
denalidave Posted November 13, 2010 Posted November 13, 2010 I pictured you more with one like this cute lil guy... what the hell is that thing? I'll give you a hint... It's laughing at you... Quote
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