Bob_Clarke Posted January 8, 2002 Posted January 8, 2002 I'm finding that I'm having more time to climb now that I'm married. During the corting ritual I felt more obliged to stay at home. I'm starting to line up my spring and summer tick list, and most of them I'll need my climbing brothers. ¿Bowling? Quote
panther Posted January 8, 2002 Posted January 8, 2002 Let me tell you about my girl...Rachel Babkirk is her name.... [ 01-08-2002: Message edited by: panther ] Quote
Dru Posted January 8, 2002 Posted January 8, 2002 quote: Originally posted by pope: Prior to this, I spent so much time in the mountains, I was growing fur and horns.and a pitchfork. POPE IS SATAN!!! Quote
daisy Posted January 8, 2002 Posted January 8, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Heinouscling: Yes, I'm not saying marriage doesn't have its goodness. Like just last night when I'm watching this flick with Elizabeth Hurley in it and I'm sitting there with a full on fatty. I'm thinking "Man, it would be nice to have something warm and moist to empty my nuts into right now". Yea, I know theres much more goodness to marriage than just sex and I mean no disrespect. Too bad there arn't more gals out there that are into just sort of hooking up every now and again. That way all of the hard climbing hardmen of CC.com could keep climbing hard and still be able to empty their nuts every now and again. No disrepect to all of you hard climbing gals. I know there must be a few of you that are in the same dillema, eh?-Heinous Mr Cling this attitude is the reason you will be single till the day you die. Guys like you are the main reason porn sells so well. Quote
Heinouscling Posted January 8, 2002 Author Posted January 8, 2002 quote: Originally posted by daisy: Mr Cling this attitude is the reason you will be single till the day you die. Guys like you are the main reason porn sells so well. Oh daisy, please, lighten up. Are you telling me just because I get a fatty while watching a beautiful woman on television, that means I'm a dirty slob who keeps the porn industry in business? I never said anything about porn. I find most porn to be very boring and uncreative. I just said I got a fatty, is all. So I'm a healthy climber full of energy and testosterone. Big deal! I would hope that I am not alone in this regard. Otherwise, I feel sorry for all the poor bastards that have to pop a Viagra an hour before doing the big deed. Also, you are assuming that I am single. Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. When I run into you in person, I will let you know. If you are good looking then I am single, If you are butt ugly, then I am hooked up. OK already. Just joking. I'm actually not the bastard that I sound like, but I am easy going. So, back to the point. I was just saying that one of the many advantages to being married is having the opportunity to be intimate with a member of the opposite sex when the mood comes upon you. Provided your spouse is in the same frame of mind, of coarse. I mean no disrespect towards married folks. I almost got married myself once, believe it or not. ONCE! I believe marriage and climbing can coexist. Some of the replies I have read on this thread have convinced me of that. I was just pissed that my climbing partner got sucked into a trap and had to give up climbing. So daisy, chill out and -Heinous Quote
daisy Posted January 8, 2002 Posted January 8, 2002 Your comments objectify women as sex objects only, and then when I mention women do not find this treatment this attractive you tell me to chill out and have another drink. Thanks for proving my point, and have fun sleeping with your hand! Quote
Heinouscling Posted January 8, 2002 Author Posted January 8, 2002 quote: Originally posted by daisy: Your comments objectify women as sex objects only, and then when I mention women do not find this treatment this attractive you tell me to chill out and have another drink. Thanks for proving my point, and have fun sleeping with your hand! Ah ha! You said "sex objects only". WRONG! Read my posts more carefully my sweet daisy. I said "one of the many advantages". As in "advantages", meaning more than one. Anyhow, I'm not going to get into a pissing match with you. I've dealt with your kind before and I can tell you that sleeping with my hand is much more attractive and exciting than sleeping with your kind. Even after I've wiped my ass with it. Ah shit. Now look what you've done. You've gone and raised my dander. I really am a peaceful and loving guy. If you do not agee with my statements, you are free to reply with your opinion but please do not start hurling insults. -Heinous Quote
allthumbs Posted January 8, 2002 Posted January 8, 2002 quote: Originally posted by daisy: Mr Cling this attitude is the reason you will be single till the day you die. Guys like you are the main reason porn sells so well. Daisy, I've read your posts and I can't stand it anymore. I want your mojo. You're so hot and I'm so willin'...I just can't stand it any longer. Lets get sumpin' straight between us okay? [ 01-08-2002: Message edited by: trask ] Quote
whillans Posted January 8, 2002 Posted January 8, 2002 Just a word from an old man to you youth - dont get in an argument with a woman - you wont win. Quote
Heinouscling Posted January 8, 2002 Author Posted January 8, 2002 quote: Originally posted by whillans: Just a word from an old man to you youth - dont get in an argument with a woman - you wont win. I hear ya whillans. Thats why I'm outta hear before the shit starts flyin. Also, I have visions of beer being thrown in my face at the festival. Oh, women can be so wicked! -Heinous Quote
Dan_Harris Posted January 9, 2002 Posted January 9, 2002 Climbing or Bowling? Climbing in a heart beat!!! but if you can't get out then bowling is good excuse to drink beer Quote
the_shadow Posted January 9, 2002 Posted January 9, 2002 quote: Originally posted by daisy: ...have fun sleeping with your hand! Thank you, thank you both. Thank you for bringing to cc.com the stuff that makes it worth surfing! Quote
Heinouscling Posted January 9, 2002 Author Posted January 9, 2002 quote: Originally posted by the shadow: Thank you, thank you both. Thank you for bringing to cc.com the stuff that makes it worth surfing! No prob Shadow Man. Glad to oblige you. Hey, someone has to add a little spunk to this site.Besides, I love getting women riled up. I have pictures in my mind of Daisy being all hot and bothered. Doh! See ya ... Time to go use my hand! Quote
Mike Posted January 9, 2002 Posted January 9, 2002 The single climbers forearm pump! Left hand, right hand, palm up, palm down... Quote
daisy Posted January 9, 2002 Posted January 9, 2002 please keep your spunk to yourself and stop sending me emails. thank you. Quote
Heinouscling Posted January 9, 2002 Author Posted January 9, 2002 quote: Originally posted by daisy: please keep your spunk to yourself and stop sending me emails. thank you. Either you have me confused for someone else or there is a Heinouscling imposter out there. I have never sent you an email nor do I have a desire to. -Heinous Quote
allthumbs Posted January 9, 2002 Posted January 9, 2002 Daisy is easy. Me and panther had her behind the snowblower shed at Baker. I went first of course. She's not that hot, and kinda stinky too. So Daisy...wazzup wit da hamster pits and jocky shorts? Quote
allthumbs Posted January 9, 2002 Posted January 9, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dru: panther is a sloppy second damn straight Dru. Mattered not to trask...my proud sausage was first in...hehehe. Quote
Dru Posted January 9, 2002 Posted January 9, 2002 Watch out trask I heard a rumor daisy is a guy. Quote
allthumbs Posted January 9, 2002 Posted January 9, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dru: Watch out trask I heard a rumor daisy is a guy. Well boy howdy, you just figure that out? We all know and love him too. Quote
Heinouscling Posted January 9, 2002 Author Posted January 9, 2002 You see, Daisy. You've done jumped right into the pit. Now you're just gonna have to bend over and take it. No worries. Your skin will thicken up soon enough. Six years in the military did it for me. -Heinous Quote
Dru Posted January 9, 2002 Posted January 9, 2002 quote: Originally posted by panther: Let me tell you about my girl...Rachel Babkirk is her name.... [ 01-08-2002: Message edited by: panther ] Quote
Heinouscling Posted January 9, 2002 Author Posted January 9, 2002 So Dru. Is she your woman too? Can I have some? -Heinous Quote
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