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    Old Nuts

    do they make a bong out of bong bongs though?
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    Nude Ascents

    Brass Balls would be appropriate right now. Brass Monkey more like.
  3. somebody tell alex the sensitive male act aint gonna get him none...
  4. And some not so anonymous My name is Sprayshaw. I am anonymous. Alchoholics Anonymous If avatars can write articles now, who knows what will be next. Voting rights? I say ban all the goddamn REAL HUMANS and only avatars and dead people will be allowed to post on here.
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    BEST MARTINI

    Ya whiney yank!! Sheaf is watered down kangaroo piss.
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    BEST MARTINI

    Oi!! there wanna be limey yank! Sheaf is for the lads out in Australia. Kangabrew is for women.
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    BEST MARTINI

    Martinis are for women. Real climbers drink Guinness Stout.
  8. Oi!! ya limey bastards!! If'n they aint got some Guinness Stout then it aint worth goin' fer.
  9. Oi!! fellow limeys. If ya can't stand the bar atmosphere then go hang out in nursery school. As far as the smoking goes.. Well the only smoker I think we have around here is AlpineK. That's pole smoker
  10. I heard Fossil Rock looks like that.
  11. climb north gully of the chief and return down nn gully.
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    Projects for 2003

    JoshK you channeling sum Iain there???
  13. We interrupt the regularly scheduled love in in this space to bring you GOOD PARENTING SKILLZ IN ACTION PART 1 'A terrible mistake' Michael Jackson apologizes for dangling child over balcony full image U.S. pop star Michael Jackson dangles an unidentified child, its head hidden by a towel, over a balcony of the Adlon Hotel in Berlin, Tuesday, in this image made from television. BERLIN (AP) - Michael Jackson said he made a "terrible mistake" by holding his infant son over the railing of a fourth-floor balcony at a Berlin hotel to show fans below. Television around the world repeatedly broadcast footage of the reclusive pop star's brief appearance Tuesday at the Hotel Adlon across from Berlin's landmark Brandenburg Gate. The boy had a white cloth over his head as Jackson held him with one arm around his waist over the edge of the hotel's iron balcony railing. Fans cheered as Jackson appeared with the child, but the pop star quickly retreated into his hotel room. The child, wearing a baby blue jumper, was the singer's third and youngest, Prince Michael II, said Antje Sigesmund, a spokeswoman for the Bambi entertainment award ceremony, which Jackson is attending in Berlin. On Tuesday night, Jackson issued a statement saying he had got carried away when fans below the window asked to see the baby. "I made a terrible mistake," he said. "I got caught up in the excitement of the moment. I would never intentionally endanger the lives of my children." European media scolded Jackson for the incident, with Berlin's BZ daily calling his behaviour "foolish." Sweden's Expressen headlined its story Jackson Plays With the Baby's Life. In Britain, Jackson was chastised in the Sun tabloid under the headline You Lunatic and in the Daily Mirror as Mad Bad Dad. "The Berlin police should arrest this negligent father for reckless endangerment of his own child," said an editorial by Mirror show business editor Kevin O'Sullivan. Berlin prosecutors said they were not investigating the incident, although an inquiry could be opened if a complaint was filed. Promoters of Thursday's Bambi ceremony, during which Jackson will receive a lifetime achievement award, played down the flap. "Some people obviously found it strange, but that's why Michael Jackson has given an explanation for the incident," said Patricia Riekel, editor of celebrity magazine Bunte and a board member at publisher Burda, which organizes the Bambis. "I thought it was a very spontaneous action and he loves children. I don't think it was dangerous," Riekel said at a news conference on the awards. On Wednesday, teenage fans still crowded the pavement in front of the luxury hotel, hoping to glimpse Jackson and breaking into intermittent screams of excitement even though Jackson was nowhere in sight. "It was rather bizarre, what he did," said 17-year-old Joerg Diestel of Berlin. "But Michael's a bizarre person." Maria Hunyadi, 15, from Budapest, said, "I thought it was dangerous, but he probably did it spontaneously." The Chicago-based advocacy group Prevent Child Abuse America criticized Jackson's behaviour, though it said the boy did not appear to be harmed. "It is a painful reminder that even the most well-intentioned among us sometimes act in ways that put children in danger of being abused or neglected," said A. Sidney Johnson, president and CEO of the group. Little is known about Prince Michael II. People Magazine reported in August that he was six months old. The magazine, citing an anonymous friend, said the boy was not adopted and did not identify the mother. The singer also has two children with ex-wife Debbie Rowe: a five-year-old boy - also named Prince Michael - and a four-year-old girl, Paris. The couple divorced in 1999. In Berlin, Jackson was taking a break from a California courtroom where he testified last week in a $21-million lawsuit claiming he backed out of concerts. He will attend a benefit for homeless children and a charity auction where he will put a jacket and hat on the block Wednesday.
  14. Drinking is a way of life... Climbing is just a way of passing the time between drinks and of meeting people t drink with.
  15. Here is your beta, punk: The rock is granite Start at the bottom Climb to the top Now stop talking about all these unclimbed walls you will climb if someone tells you where they are and go do something instead of in-advance beating your bruised chest
  16. I will carve a rock. It will say "Zog here 32, 000 BC." I will leave it on the summit of Grizzly Tower. Take that Bryan Burdo!
  17. nae, youth, moss is for torquing in... when its frozen aye.
  18. whillans

    2 things

    quote: Originally posted by hollyclimber: The cool thing is, and the truth is (and I will leave Cavey out of this so that no other chicks complain to me as they have before) Erik IS FAT, and that is just one thing that makes it so cool that he cranks. He may be fat, but you're ugly, and there is NO benefit to that.
  19. quote: Originally posted by Crackbolter: . This IS a tight nit group. This IS my family. Sincerely, Tony Bentley Feathered Friends Customer Service Manager 206-292-6292 Tony you are grounded for a week. to your room NOW!!!!
  20. Protection is for wimpy losers. If you can't solo the route you climb you shouldn't be climbing. take up something easy like caber-tossing or lager swilling nancy boys.
  21. Aggro has nothing on me. Didnt bonzo get himself banned by some whiny admin types?
  22. quote: Originally posted by Dennis Harmon: O.K., I'm getting a little defensive here. I never said that climbing can be done without risks. That's just the nature of the sport. But we can make a deliberate decision to not exceed the bounderies of our abilities and to arrive back down in the valley intact. Don Willians, a friend of Joe Brown, both of which are probably unknown to most of the Gen-X crowd once said, "The mountains will always be here tomorrow. Your job is to make sure that you will be too." Stop dying up there. You're contaminating my water source. Dennis Dennis look here bloke I did not die of climbing but of drinking maybe you should just shut your trap and drink beer if you are worried about your water system. Also learn to spell my name correctly or I will punch your head down your neck before I let you buy me a beer. Your gheneralizations about not just climbing but "Gen-X youth" make you sound like a self important pompous gaper. Close mouth and stop escape of hot air. [ 06-05-2002, 12:54 PM: Message edited by: whillans ]
  23. i heard tell that sk herself makes a good laptop unit...
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