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Originally posted by sisu suomi:
hey Dru, I liked Saturday at Muir. It took everyones thoughts off 9/11. A very healthy thread. Unlike a freakin' butt plug up one's anal sphinter

Ummm I can see why a butt plug would make you think of 911???? confused.gif" border="0

It was popeual chocospray that brought up the rear entry obstruction/beanbag suppository.

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Gee Mr. Dru! Donna Top-Pope, eh mister? Come on! You still believe me and "pope" are one and the same? Give me a break! I spent six of the most miserable months of my life with that little boy and his many issues (which include his lack of toilet training, his secret Katie Brown/Lynn Hill/Chris Sharma superfan scrap books, his "voodoo-love den" in his mom's basement, his aptitude for ill-timed flatulence, and I could go on and on but I won't). I learned a lot from that relationship and am thankful that's it's over. One of the reasons I moved to Boulder was to divorce myself from bad memories attributed to that clown and the recurring fear that some morning I would look out my window and see him crapping on my front lawn. Anyway, I'm not "pope" so knock off that silly idea....eeeeeeewwwwwwwww!

- Donna

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cool.gif" border="0 Buttplugs and poppin' cherries? I can see you bruthas are in need of the Reverends services. Now children, I understand, the rock is wet and the ice is not yet formed, but have patience. You can find better things to do with yo' time than sodomizin' each other in cyberspace. Y'all are in need of my love, and I would like to offer it unto you. In case you're wonderin', no, I don't have nothin' on under this robe. Now pull up a piece of carpet and speak into the mic- don't worry, it won't bite ya. But it might spit on ya...don't worry, it wipes off. cool.gif" border="0
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...kind of reminds me of a recent incident where I told some arrogant freak, "hey, pseudo-hippie, you can put that Hackey Sack where the sun don't shine". His response was to inform me that it wasn't a "Hackey-sack" which was a brand name, but a "foot-bag". Better yet, I say!- Dwayner [Moon]

[ 11-30-2001: Message edited by: Dwayner ]

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he's comin' up the stairs

he's got that thing in his hand

oh, please, daddy, don't

 

OK, dad, you can beat me

but you'll never beat me!

 

drunk daddy broke my fingers

drunk daddy done kicked my head

drunk daddy smashed my sister

turned my whole world red

 

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Ah, those were the days. Them boys was off the hook when they were on nonstop tour thru the I-5 corridor.

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