gapertimmy Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 There was a thread a while back about climbing venacular. In particular, this thread focused on words that should be banned from climbing all together. I propose we take a different approach, and open this thread as a forum for words that should be embraced by the communutiy and used widely by all climbers whether amongst friends, gapers, foes or coworkers. The board has truly spawned some new terms already, many may argue, spray has gained great moment because of the site, while my beloved freshies has seen a major surge in use. Just typing those words brings a smile to my face, and a bit of spray to my monitor. So how bout it? Share with the rest of us those words you and your cell phone possee use when giving eachother a ring. Let us know that secret message the KTK whispers to eachother when sharing a bivy sack with ruxpin. Share thy venacular, and help grow the sprayictionary. My entries for today: owned(v), ooownedah. 1) The act of being owned by something. "That route fucking owned me". This term was permanantly implanted into my head by spending too many hours working with guys who enjoy playing online games. But I have since found the verb can be used outside of the nerd kingdom: "That phatty burrito is owning my ass right now", or when talking to jon "I own you sucka" plabadj., p-LAB 1) Something that is magical, and too mystical for explanation. "The site of freshies on my face is so P-Lab. Plabby- The act of being a plab-ass. P-labio, something that is just so fuggin plab you can't say anything else. "more plab for the stab" well, we'll leave that one open to the imagination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 == Dru Sprayshaw I wish I could find a mullet with those glasses because that would be more realistic == Whillans Other spray can be translated at http://www.shortbus.net [ 11-20-2001: Message edited by: Cpt.Caveman ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis_the_Menace Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 Spanked - to be humiliated, especially in front of others; to have your ego sucked out; to be put in your place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 Punked (v),punkt. 1)When someone either older or fatter than you can climb a given route that you cannot beeeyotch, beeeootch (adj), be-otch. 1) Timm@y and Drul or loser [ 11-20-2001: Message edited by: Cpt.Caveman ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admin Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 MEOW/CAKES (v) meeeeooooooohhhh, as in "you are so fuckin cakes" and "ohhh meow". Something to exclaim at someone when they are being a little beotch. For example when certain sprayers shed precious tears, or are on the VOT (verge of tears), or hiking down the trail of tears after an unsucesfful climb, you look at them and tell them how super cakes they are, and when their anger seems to hit the bowling point, you exclaim, meow little kitten. try it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admin Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 cavey, who's got more posts, yeah? whos the beeeeeoooootCHA know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 Yo shit be falsified punk! We all know who da real king is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freak Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 Gaffel-to borrow with out asking, "hey what are you trying to do gaffel my carabiner" Chiseler_ Pronounced chizzler, any body who is a climbing bum and is known take part in innocent gaffeling, of draws or what ever, 2- anyone who is always lookin for the cheapest ghetto way to do any thing, nic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 so is this nic guy a gaffeling gizzler or what?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 Crater: to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 Spondonicle:* Originally Australian for a pot gripper (that grabby thing that comes with the MSR pot set) the term is now used interchanably with whatchamacallit and widget , ie "Can you pass me that spondonicle?" or "Dude where did I put my spondonicle?" or "None of my fuckin' spondonicles will fit in this crack!" *On the supertopos website, on Conrad Ankers topo of El Nino, "spondonicle" is on the gear list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
admin Posted November 20, 2001 Share Posted November 20, 2001 quote: Originally posted by erik: sprayictionary- where timmay gets his gizler chuged wit new plabalicous vocab to chizzle da ladies pants off of dem. lol, you got it dude. but i figure all of us can benefit from such a fine resource. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 crusty(krustee) adj, -antique, ancient. "That Fred is one crusty dude." "I clipped into some fixed pins tied off with a rats nest of crusty, offwhite slings." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 dickhead(dikhed) noun,verb,adverb,adj,string,variable,const.subroutine,array,function- Drul! What a fucking Drul! [ 11-20-2001: Message edited by: Cpt.Caveman ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freak Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 IM deffinitely a chizzler, but IM innnocent of all gaffeling accusations, hey is that my cam on your rack? he he Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob_Clarke Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 Gizler (jiz-ler) (n) 1. Small hand hold barely enough to grip commonly found on sport routes by spendex clad boi. (See Lambone for definition of - Boi) "I like, had to totally gaston that slimey gizler just to send my rad bad ass project." 2. (n) Disgusting tasting gue underneith one's nose while ice climbing. "dude.. I was cover in frozen gizlers when I was pecking out that phat ice." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forrest_m Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 i always thought that thing was called a: glom1. v. the act of attaching to something, "I'm not that into her, but she just kind of glommed onto me", "I asked him if he wanted a corn chip and he glommed onto the whole damn bag."2. n. an object used to glom "hey, pass me the glom, I just melted a hole in my gloves with this pot of boiling water." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 quote: Originally posted by Ropegun2001: Gizler (jiz-ler) (n) 1. Small hand hold barely enough to grip commonly found on sport routes by spendex clad boi. (See Lambone for definition of - Boi) "I like, had to totally gaston that slimey gizler just to send my rad bad ass project." 2. (n) Disgusting tasting gue underneith one's nose while ice climbing. "dude.. I was cover in frozen gizlers when I was pecking out that phat ice." to gizzle(v.) - what sport climbers consider eating while hovering about their liitle heaters at the base of chain reaction. "bob gizzled tony's spondicle, got the 'tein' and sent wicked hard mono doigt. and the girlz foubnd him plabalicous and threw their meow cakes at him." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 sprayictionary- where timmay gets his gizler chuged wit new plabalicous vocab to chizzle da ladies pants off of dem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWallBigBallsRocky Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 fuck: noun (-er), verb, adjective (-in'), adverb. Famously quoted by Greg Child; "this fuckin' fucker is fucking fucked!" describing somebody's brioken ice axe. He could also have said "Axe is dead!" [ 11-20-2001: Message edited by: BigWallBigBallsRocky ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_Anderson Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 A friend of mine who is married to one of my climbing buddies doesn't climb, but has totally mastered the vernacular (if only to make fun of his overeducated punk talkin' ass). Case in point. She called him on his cell phone while he was at a crag and a friend picked up the phone, informing her that he was currently on a route. Two seconds later, the guy yelled up to my climbing buddy, "Dude, your wife wants you to muckleup on the gizler!"I nearly pissed myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 Up the butt ... either to ascend a buttress of a mountain, or where you can shove your ice ax numbnutz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: dickhead (dikhed) noun,verb,adverb,adj,string,variable,const.subroutine,array,function- Drul! What a fucking Drul![ 11-20-2001: Message edited by: Cpt.Caveman ] caveman: either a boulderer addicted to contrived sit down starts, or a "mixed" wood and rock route with no ice in Alberta, or a bizarre guy by the name of Xray Bonbon who has a uni-brow and masturbation scars on his palm from the time someone told him to sharpen his tool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 STFU (es-te-eph-u) slang - short for Shut The Fuck Up! STFU SmallBallNoWallsRocky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted November 21, 2001 Share Posted November 21, 2001 Dru adverbilnoun - A punk ass reacharound weirdo from Canada that plays with the Gimp daily and fondles Squirrell nutz. [ 11-21-2001: Message edited by: Cpt.Caveman ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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