olyclimber Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 the server, which is under my desk, caught on fire. i poured a bunch of coffee on it, and mildly electrocuted my self. as i lay twitching and convulsing on the floor, i could see the drive containing the precious spray database of CC.com burst into flames. luckily my cat came down to investigate, and i was able to use her to smother the flames. i then created a clean room and manually extracted sector by sector all of your precious posts. then i had to find a place to put them. i was able to attach a 4 terrabyte drive to a timex sinclair clustered with a trs-80. things seem to be ok now, and these new systems fit nicely under my desk with the coffee pot brewing on top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 the server, which is under my desk, caught on fire. i poured a bunch of coffee on it, and mildly electrocuted my self. as i lay twitching and convulsing on the floor, i could see the drive containing the precious spray database of CC.com burst into flames. luckily my cat came down to investigate, and i was able to use her to smother the flames. i then created a clean room and manually extracted sector by sector all of your precious posts. then i had to find a place to put them. i was able to attach a 4 terrabyte drive to a timex sinclair clustered with a trs-80. things seem to be ok now, and these new systems fit nicely under my desk with the coffee pot brewing on top. I figured it was because you needed $ to pay your bill and were late on the payment so they turned it off. I like your explanation better. Every post improves with some hot pussy in it. Porters IT manager: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhöQ Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 I figured Kevbone's accumulated inanity created a singularity which sucked the server into a time-space vortex from which not even light could escape. I guess he needs to add a few more posts before that will happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 I thought this post was about the 2009 Mariners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 time-space vortex from which not even light could escape. AKA....your butt hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Hey, I've been there, and his ass is not that tight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Hey, I've been there, and his ass is not that tight. hey, another potential ass-rapist on a forced bivy. you should climb with pink - Kbone says he likes that ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 i figured all this heat had broken one of teh intreweb tubes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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