EWolfe Posted February 23, 2009 Author Posted February 23, 2009 This guy, "Jersey John" who I climbed with in Tuolumne last year, swore like a sailor. On my suggestion, he named one of his routes at Dozier Dome " Tourettes". It always sounded like he was saying "Feck" - that always made me laugh. Quote
AlpineK Posted February 23, 2009 Posted February 23, 2009 This guy, "Jersey John" who I climbed with in Tuolumne last year, swore like a sailor. On my suggestion, he named one of his routes at Dozier Dome " Tourettes". It always sounded like he was saying "Feck" - that always made me laugh. Quote
Off_White Posted February 24, 2009 Posted February 24, 2009 My favorite responses to someone saying "Fuck You" is "You wouldn't enjoy it, I'd just lay there." I always like it when someone says, "Fuck Off" to which the obvious reply is "Not without permission you don't." Quote
pc313 Posted February 25, 2009 Posted February 25, 2009 My favorite responses to someone saying "Fuck You" is "You wouldn't enjoy it, I'd just lay there." I always like it when someone says, "Fuck Off" to which the obvious reply is "Not without permission you don't." My favorite comeback to FUCK YOU is Nice choice,but I DON'T DO STUPID! Quote
G-spotter Posted February 25, 2009 Posted February 25, 2009 There's a route in Wanaka called Fuckityfuckfuck (21, 10c/d) which was named so after something said by the leader during the first ascent... Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted February 25, 2009 Posted February 25, 2009 My Aunt Dotsy, still alive at 88 and crazy as a peckary with Alzheimers, used to answer the phone "fuck YOU!" like most people would say hel-LO!". Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted February 25, 2009 Posted February 25, 2009 (edited) Her phone, a feaux ivory Elizabethan, was perched on the agate table, next to the sofa with bubble wrap on it. "Pyatrick" She say, pinching my cheek just a little too hard, "how come yoah sucha li-el son-of-a-bitch!" She had my father's constant, aggressive demand for attention somewhat fully randomized. God I loved it whenever she left. Edited February 25, 2009 by tvashtarkatena Quote
minx Posted February 25, 2009 Posted February 25, 2009 just in case no one's said yet... fuck all you fuckers Quote
ivan Posted February 25, 2009 Posted February 25, 2009 my love for you is like a truck beserker would you like some making fuck beserker? Quote
STP Posted February 25, 2009 Posted February 25, 2009 Fuck you quantified: Recipe for Disaster: The Formula That Killed Wall Street Quote
EWolfe Posted February 25, 2009 Author Posted February 25, 2009 That's awesome Tvash - I love old crotchety fuckers! Quote
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