Mantyhose

[General Zod]

Who wears 'em and why? Pros? Cons? Brands?

 

TIA

 

 

[mkporwit]

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[Off_White]

 

What, is Lycra making a comeback?

[minx]

what the hell are mantyhose.

 

damn OW I never knew you were THAT sexy

[pink]

in 500 words or less?

 

 

 

 

[PhöQ]

Lycra never stopped being hep.

 

[G-spotter]

What were you playing on that Sony Walkman, and did it make that little "tape starting" noise before the first track?

[iain]

ghostbusters original motion picture soundtrack

[EWolfe]

They keep your package nice and neat - none of that painful smacking against your lower thigh, no siree!

[Off_White]

Yeah, I hate having my thing banging around my kneecaps.

[hafilax]

Didn't cowboys wear mantyhose to avoid the chafe?

[JBo6]

I believe that was the clap.

[sobo]

Old Joke Warning:

 

Q. How can you tell when a guy's wearing pantyhose under his jeans?

 

A. When he farts, his ankles swell up.

[Tokogirl]

Hey GZ,

I am not sure if your thinking of a compression type of garment or not but many athletes use these. They come in knee high, thigh high and waist high garments for the lower extremities. Bike racers, runners, and other athletes use them for when they are traveling to promote blood circulation and prevent blood clots.

If you are thinking of warmth, etc. then windbriefs are the ticket.

 

[sobo]

Hey Theresa,

Quit chimin' in here being all serious and shit whilst we're having a good time of bashing sickie bois wearing pantyhose. Jus' sayin'...

[Tokogirl]

Oh Toto are we in Spray not Cafe Sensitivioso!

I have a great pair of lycra tights that look like some 5 year old went crazy with a box of crayola crayons.

If only I had a camera I would be happy to model them for you Have to see if I can borrow one as they are classic.

[Tokogirl]

Old Joke Warning:

 

Q. How can you tell when a guy's wearing pantyhose under his jeans?

 

A. When he farts, his ankles swell up.

 

Or Sobo with enough beans in you, could keep you warm for a full day of climbing!

[sobo]

Ouch, that's harsh...

Aren't we in the Cafe' Sensitivioso?

[Tokogirl]

:kisss:

 

Only in jest!

Perhaps I know through experience with a one piece long underwear that I wore ice climbing in Canada, 15 years ago, it was cold!!

[sobo]

Farting in long underwear is like pissing in your wetsuit:

 

It makes you feel all warm and cozy for a minute, but then you just can't bring yourself to put them back on the next day.

[mkporwit]

Farting in long underwear is like pissing in your wetsuit:

 

It makes you feel all warm and cozy for a minute, but then you just can't bring yourself to put them back on the next day.

There's two kinds of divers... those that pee in their wet suits and those that lie about not doing it.

[AlpineK]

Ya know, back in the 80s climbing in hot lycra was a bold fashion statement. People eventually got sick of that kind of climbing attire, and now outfits like that are rare.

 

Fashion always goes through retro phases, and I'm sure hot lycra is due for a comeback.

 

Just in case you forgot I went through a old R&I mag from '87 and dredged up an add for this apparel. Soon everybody will have to get the right outfits to be a cutting edge climber.

 

 

 

This is for both men and women.

[denalidave]

Yeah, kinda wished I would have save my state of the art, puffy workout pants too. They were pretty sweet with all these pink an black squiglies. Would be fun to break them out at a costume party or sumpin...