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do we want a warmonger like this in office?

 

Al Qaeda, the Taliban, a whole host of networks that are bent on attacking America, who have a distorted ideology, who have perverted the faith of Islam, and so we have to go after them

 

 

Iran is a major threat.

 

I would never take a military option off the table

 

 

I will never hesitate to use our military force in order to protect the homeland and United States' interests.

 

I think that there's no doubt that the violence is down. I believe that that is a testimony to the troops that were sent and General Petraeus and Ambassador Crocker. I think that the surge has succeeded in ways that nobody anticipated

 

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In the next two months, Russia steps up militarism egged on by US-led NATO and McCain wins based on a foreign policy platform in a close election. Race riots break out in major cities. Police continue trend to quasi-military forces funded and directed by the Feds. The law and order mantra becomes a national fetish. McCain is removed from office after maniacal outrage and VP Palin takes the reins of Commander-In-Chief.

 

Care to take this fictional scenairo from there?

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In the next two months, Russia steps up militarism egged on by US-led NATO and McCain wins based on a foreign policy platform in a close election. Race riots break out in major cities. Police continue trend to quasi-military forces funded and directed by the Feds. The law and order mantra becomes a national fetish. McCain is removed from office after maniacal outrage and VP Palin takes the reins of Commander-In-Chief.

 

Care to take this fictional scenairo from there?

 

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Oh I suppose in the name of fairness...

 

Obama chosen President in historic election. One month high, then reality sets in. Insolvency of companies is masked while the problem is blamed on credit shortage. Future taxpayers foot the bill as Treasury continues bailouts. Job loss worsens as economy contracts. Oil prices drop as seemingly silver lining as commodity/futures traders see global contraction looming. Financial conditions worsen until crisis reached. Then, only the rich survive by residing in bunkers and gated communities protected by Blackwater.

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Sweet!

 

No seriously, those scenairos are rampant speculation but it remains whether analysis such as this and this (and other info found on the associated website) are valid.

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Steve Jobs and Apple release a new iPhone, which after 4 hours of use, explodes, killing Apple fanbois, and sending Apple's stock spiraling downward. Soon all stocks follow suit, and causing many business to go bankrupt and close their doors. This results in zoos across the nation losing care and attention, and soon the animals are emancipated, and then conspire to plot revenge against the humans. In the Great Human Vs. Animal War of 2011, the causualties are heavy, but soon a truce is struck. However, the animals now have equal footing with the human, and begin to steal all the women do their "gifts". The results in a new breed of half human, half animal that evolves with new magical powers, including the power of invisibilty.

 

anyone want to continue this scenario???

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In the next two months, Russia steps up militarism egged on by US-led NATO and McCain wins based on a foreign policy platform in a close election. Race riots break out in major cities. Police continue trend to quasi-military forces funded and directed by the Feds. The law and order mantra becomes a national fetish. McCain is removed from office after maniacal outrage and VP Palin takes the reins of Commander-In-Chief.

Care to take this fictional scenairo from there?

 

Palin announces a "Manhattan Project" to open 217,000 new Walmart stores, prompting the 2010 "Fred Meyer Riots" where hundreds of angry, protesting employees are shot dead by black shirted government "contractors". Public schools shelve all curriculum involving math, science, history (except American History), english, social studies,and literature; it will be replaced with multi-level courses in target shooting, snow machine maintenence, patriotic ethics, child rearin', and compulsory bible study. Announces new "fast track" public education curriculum which has students graduating from school after Grade 8, instead of the old, wasteful, bureaucratic, big government imposed 12-Grade program created by liberal elitists. Announces innovative "jobs creation program", designed to create jobs for EVERY American- all citizens are now required to work for the petroleum industry upon graduation.

 

Somebody else continue please...

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All females are conscripted into a "breeders corps" because an egg is a potential human life not to be wasted. After the ghetto riots all non whites are transferred to "opportunity camps" in the Alaskan Arctic. The initial rebellions are brutally suppressed. All males with incomes below $250,000 ar less than $5,000,000 in liquid assets are castrated. Those above the line are specified to be suitable breeding stock and provided with harems (if gay sperm is collected and used for artificial insemination). After about 3 generations recesive destructive genes infect about 20% of the population, they are culled. Unfortunately this is too late as the Chinese collect on the national debt equal to 3.5 times the capital value of the former U.S.A., hereinafter referred to as the "Western Province. A shooting war erupts between Mexico and our Chinese Overlords resuliting in total destruction of Agave crops. next|...

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I enter dressed in a polar bear suit, ostensibly to repair the television, and drill Palin's ANWR sled doggy style.

 

Just thought I'd simplify the plot a bit...

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Pity your contempt is manifest in sexual fantasies portrayed to degrade.

 

Alas, just another example of your own wounding. There is help for you, Paddy.

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