palin pregnancy

[G-spotter]

Pregnant with a litter of pups

[KaskadskyjKozak]

That is so f*kin' redneck!

 

 

Elitist!

 

[olyclimber]

I know a fat girl, she wears a orange skirt

You give her twenty dollars and you can do work

She'll take food stamps and a traveller's cheque

Because her hair and her face and her life's a wreck

She wears a bright blonde wig, some high heeled pumps

She's down in the dumps so she's sellin' her rump

She's a hot little momma and she works every day

If you wanna pay to play, here's where she stays

She's at the...

[prole]

That is so f*kin' redneck!

 

 

Elitist!

 

It's from Levi's MySpace page, you cretin! You're like a Pavlovian dog fer cryin' out loud.

[olyclimber]

Party people check the story cos the story is ill

It's the story of two men, one Harold, one Bill

They went inside the Bristol on a Saturday night

Harold was cool but Bill felt uptight

The girlies made attempts but Harold played it cool

"Never ever rush, that's the golden rule

I been comin' to the Bristol's ten years of my life

A-yo, what the hell? Yo, man that's my wife!"

[KaskadskyjKozak]

I know a fat girl, she wears a orange skirt

You give her twenty dollars and you can do work

She'll take food stamps and a traveller's cheque

Because her hair and her face and her life's a wreck

She wears a bright blonde wig, some high heeled pumps

She's down in the dumps so she's sellin' her rump

She's a hot little momma and she works every day

If you wanna pay to play, here's where she stays

She's at the...

 

No sprayer can spray quite like I can

Ill take a musclebound man and put his face in the sand

Not the last mafioso Im a mc cop

Make you say, go K.K. and do the wop

 

If you think you can outspray me, yeah boy I bet

Cause I aint met a motherfucker who can do that yet

Trendsetter Im better my spray is good

I got a gourmet plate that says I wish you would

 

And when spray begins then I gotta join in and

Before my rhyme is over you know Im a win

Cool K has arrived so you better make way

Ask anybody in the crowd they say the kid dont play!

 

Sparring competition thats my hobby and job

I dont wear a disguise because I dont own the mob

Got a pinpoint spray that makes you feel trapped

So many girls on my jock I think my phone here is tapped

 

Im bad

[prole]

Is The McCain Camp Spreading Rumors in the Name of Fighting Them?

[tvashtarkatena]

As for Bristol, well, um, I'm probably the father. Did I omit that from my TR? Not to worry; the consent age in Alaska is, like, 9. I fucked the lights out of Mom, too, but the mongoloid kid...definitely not mine. I practiced abstinence, which is 99.99999999999... effective. I.e, anal only.

 

And what, do I get to meet the next 2nd place finisher for the presidency? No. Some boy toy does.

 

Fuckin' RNC.

[Fairweather]

As for Bristol, well, um, I'm probably the father. Did I omit that from my TR? Not to worry; the consent age in Alaska is, like, 9. I fucked the lights out of Mom, too, but the mongoloid kid...definitely not mine. I practiced abstinence, which is 99.99999999999... effective. I.e, anal only.

 

 

 

You're about as vile as it gets. And a DNC activist too. Can't imagine why anyone would vote Republican.

[prole]

Fairweather never met a "mongoloid" post he didn't like.

[mtn_mouse]

I love polar bears.

 

You're about as vile as it gets. And a DNC activist too. Can't imagine why anyone would vote Republican.

 

Welcome back from Minnesota FW, how was the convention?

[tvashtarkatena]

As for Bristol, well, um, I'm probably the father. Did I omit that from my TR? Not to worry; the consent age in Alaska is, like, 9. I fucked the lights out of Mom, too, but the mongoloid kid...definitely not mine. I practiced abstinence, which is 99.99999999999... effective. I.e, anal only.

 

 

 

You're about as vile as it gets. And a DNC activist too. Can't imagine why anyone would vote Republican.

 

Mongoloidism, perhaps?

[KaskadskyjKozak]

As for Bristol, well, um, I'm probably the father. Did I omit that from my TR? Not to worry; the consent age in Alaska is, like, 9. I fucked the lights out of Mom, too, but the mongoloid kid...definitely not mine. I practiced abstinence, which is 99.99999999999... effective. I.e, anal only.

 

 

 

You're about as vile as it gets. And a DNC activist too. Can't imagine why anyone would vote Republican.

 

what do you expect from a hate-filled person with no purpose in life?

[Fairweather]

As for Bristol, well, um, I'm probably the father. Did I omit that from my TR? Not to worry; the consent age in Alaska is, like, 9. I fucked the lights out of Mom, too, but the mongoloid kid...definitely not mine. I practiced abstinence, which is 99.99999999999... effective. I.e, anal only.

 

 

 

You're about as vile as it gets. And a DNC activist too. Can't imagine why anyone would vote Republican.

 

what do you expect from a hate-filled person with no purpose in life?

 

We know his real name. How 'bout we link his bile here to an email and send it to the state D-party HQ? Might cost him that (fantasy-only) delegate job he likes to brag about.

[prole]

We know his real name. How 'bout we link his bile here to an email and send it to the state D-party HQ? Might cost him that (fantasy-only) delegate job he likes to brag about.

 

Like that time you were going to report Marylou for voting as a Republican because she was 'bringing down the system' only to have Rush Limbaugh start a national campaign to do the same the very next week?

[tvashtarkatena]

As for Bristol, well, um, I'm probably the father. Did I omit that from my TR? Not to worry; the consent age in Alaska is, like, 9. I fucked the lights out of Mom, too, but the mongoloid kid...definitely not mine. I practiced abstinence, which is 99.99999999999... effective. I.e, anal only.

 

 

 

 

You're about as vile as it gets. And a DNC activist too. Can't imagine why anyone would vote Republican.

 

what do you expect from a hate-filled person with no purpose in life?

 

We know his real name. How 'bout we link his bile here to an email and send it to the state D-party HQ? Might cost him that (fantasy-only) delegate job he likes to brag about.

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ron Mexico]

As for Bristol, well, um, I'm probably the father. Did I omit that from my TR? Not to worry; the consent age in Alaska is, like, 9. I fucked the lights out of Mom, too, but the mongoloid kid...definitely not mine. I practiced abstinence, which is 99.99999999999... effective. I.e, anal only.

 

 

 

You're about as vile as it gets. And a DNC activist too. Can't imagine why anyone would vote Republican.

 

what do you expect from a hate-filled person with no purpose in life?

 

We know his real name. How 'bout we link his bile here to an email and send it to the state D-party HQ? Might cost him that (fantasy-only) delegate job he likes to brag about.

 

 

Come on, you could do better. What about Hitler and the Nazi's? If you were to liken his views to their views you surely would have won this argument.

[prole]

Come on, you could do better. What about Hitler and the Nazi's? If you were to liken his views to their views you surely would have one this argument.

 

Not to mention just adding one really good zinger or one-liner!

[olyclimber]

i smell a Pulitzer Prize

 

 

[Off_White]

Sorry, I farted.

[olyclimber]

What did you eat? It was like a concerto in B minor.

[Fairweather]

i smell a Pulitzer Prize

 

 

I smell TTK's cooter.

[Off_White]

The trick is to add the garlic at the end of the saute, not the start.

[Off_White]

FW, when you gonna learn to not put your nose there?

[sobo]

i smell a Pulitzer Prize

Sorry, I farted.