saragrace Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 I'm just about to head to Vantage for the weekend, and was thinking back on my various attempts to camp out there at the Coulee. To assist me in planning next year's Vantage schedule, which are the concert weekends you avoid or aim for? DMB weekends are an obvious no, for too many reasons to list. In my experience, Steely Dan fans are unpleasant camping neighbors (despite my appreciation of Steely Dan themselves). This weekend I'm sharing Vantage with Jack Johnson fans... thinking that should be pretty safe and low-key. What have your experiences been out there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevino Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 I was out there once with the sasquatch group - pretty enertaining. Quite a few of them climbed as well. My friend and I scrambled up that tower in the middle of the camping area to drink some beer and before we know it some group of guys from across the camp site wanted to smoke us out. Then later around the campfire we listed to everyone be paranoid about cops as they smoke their blunts or tripping on shrooms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 This weekend I'm sharing Vantage with Jack Johnson fans... thinking that should be pretty safe and low-key. Not if they start playing Jack Johnson, it won't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 thats when i reach for my revolver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 you've, obviously, gotten over your trauma from when your mom caught you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
111 Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Kevino, I may have met you there at some point. I've done 1 day at sasquatch and 2 days of climbing there the last few years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
counterfeitfake Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Is there a difference between the DMB fan base and the Jack Johnson fan base? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Be thankful that the gorge doesn't host metal shows. A lot of metal fans are true dickbags. Before you get worked up, I know this because I'm a metal fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Be thankful that the gorge doesn't host metal shows. A lot of metal fans are true dickbags. Before you get worked up, I know this because I'm a metal fan. I saw Zombie and Pantera and EyeHateGod at the gorge. Are those metal bands? The fans sure were dickbags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figger_Eight Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 (edited) I went to the Jack Johnson concert and it was good. There was a lot of hot girls there too. And the right answer to the question is: just stop climbing at Vantage Edited August 28, 2008 by Figger_Eight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 ROUUUNNDDD HERE! Maybe we should hold Ropeup at Vantage this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 There was a lot of hot girls there too. Doesn't matter how many babes were there unless you picked some up. Otherwise, it's like bragging about how much money you saw at the bank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hafilax Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Have you ever gone to a museum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Have you ever gone to a museum? Touche -- but are you saying beautiful women are unattainable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc313 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I went to the Jack Johnson concert and it was good. There was a lot of hot girls there too. And the right answer to the question is: just stop climbing at Vantage Did they look like this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 WTF, Jennifer Aniston wears a navel ring? Cool! Looks like she got some help on her front end, too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I went to the Jack Johnson concert and it was good. There was a lot of hot girls there too. And the right answer to the question is: just stop climbing at Vantage Did they look like this? This pic must have been taken somewhere in Silicon Valley, ehe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I went to the Jack Johnson concert and it was good. There was a lot of hot girls there too. And the right answer to the question is: just stop climbing at Vantage Did they look like this? This pic must have been taken somewhere in Silicon Valley, ehe? Not necessarily. My wife's tits are that big. "And they're real, and they're spectacluar!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I went to the Jack Johnson concert and it was good. There was a lot of hot girls there too. And the right answer to the question is: just stop climbing at Vantage Did they look like this? This pic must have been taken somewhere in Silicon Valley, ehe? Not necessarily. My wife's tits are that big. "And they're real, and they're spectacluar!" I'd bet dougnuts to dollars those are fake though... I've got a trained eye for these things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figger_Eight Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I happened to be with the hottest one there, so there was none of that action. And "if you can touch them, they're real" 8D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I'd take a wild guess she's a self-absorbed, whiny-assed, bore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willstrickland Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Coors Light, does anything else really need to be said? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Prob'ly not. So does Coors Light imply the presence of ass antlers? I mean, she's already stuck her belly in the tackle box. Jus' sayin'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dt_3pin Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I'd take a wild guess she's a self-absorbed, whiny-assed, bore. Offset by the fact that she probably fucks like a champ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 I'd take a wild guess she's a self-absorbed, whiny-assed, bore. Offset by the fact that she probably fucks like a champ. This brings to mind my mostest favorite bumper sticker ever: "No matter how hot she looks, there's some guy out there who's fucking tired of her shit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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