akhalteke Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 I am quite sure he has written the greatest album of the century thus far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 country music sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akhalteke Posted July 2, 2008 Author Share Posted July 2, 2008 I didn't think ol Alan would get much respect on this board. I just remember jumping out of planes in Georgia singing Chatahoochie while flying over the river with a yeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaw as I exited the airplane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 country music sucks Agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Country music is great. It's Alan Jackson that sucks. His stuff sounds like a co-marketed ad campaign for FOX News; just a bunch of over-produced pandering to a predictable crowd of dumbshits, without a spec of anything genuine from the heart. If Jebus walked the earth today, he'd wretch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 He writes some mean ad jingles.... and people spend money to but them in album form Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Those poor, bologna eatin', Jebus lovin' workin' men and their liberal tormentors. Yeah, right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 (edited) You'd have to genetically cross Hank Williams Jr. with Shania Twain to get a worse partial abortion of a singer. His Brokeback outfits and cocksmoker mustache require no commentary. Edited July 2, 2008 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Wow, that's harsh. And I hate country music. Although, Shania is hawt... Howzabout a little boddice-rippin'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 I've fucked 'er. And another thing: Jackson shaves his legs. This same thing started happening in Australia a few years back: the rednecks and androgenites got together and created a new breed of tight jeaned, pointy booted shitheels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 holy photoshopped in nipple action Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Natalie Maines could kick Alan Jackson's ass up around his shoulders with both spiked heels tied behind her back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 I've fucked 'er. And another thing: Jackson shaves his legs. This same thing started happening in Australia a few years back: the rednecks and androgenites got together and created a new breed of tight jeaned, pointy booted shitheels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 If I wanna listen to some cock eater sportin' a toy cowboy outfit, I'll dial up the Village People. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Country music like Hank, Johny, Willey, Waylen, and a number of the other old timers is really good. New Country is shitty pop crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Country music like Hank, Johny, Willey, Waylen, and a number of the other old timers is really good. New Country is shitty pop crap. zRX4mlFi06A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Natalie Maines could kick Alan Jackson's ass up around his shoulders with both spiked heels tied behind her back. Well, I'd want to see those pictures for sure. That one Alan Jackson song may be one of the best: EVER! I'm saying in the entire world history of music ever since Bing Crosby anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 I didn't think ol Alan would get much respect on this board. I just remember jumping out of planes in Georgia singing Chatahoochie while flying over the river with a yeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaw as I exited the airplane. E0SRX_qRXKg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 I'm saying in the entire world history of music ever since Bing Crosby anyway. I figured you for a Gene Kelly Xanadu era dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 alan jackson? really? comeon scott? its no that its country, its that its A.J. ugggh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 REMEMBER WHEN.!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 that redneck wrote that song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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