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:lmao: I didn't think ol Alan would get much respect on this board. I just remember jumping out of planes in Georgia singing Chatahoochie while flying over the river with a yeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaw as I exited the airplane.
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Country music is great. It's Alan Jackson that sucks. His stuff sounds like a co-marketed ad campaign for FOX News; just a bunch of over-produced pandering to a predictable crowd of dumbshits, without a spec of anything genuine from the heart. If Jebus walked the earth today, he'd wretch.

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You'd have to genetically cross Hank Williams Jr. with Shania Twain to get a worse partial abortion of a singer. His Brokeback outfits and cocksmoker mustache require no commentary.

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I've fucked 'er.

 

And another thing: Jackson shaves his legs.

 

This same thing started happening in Australia a few years back: the rednecks and androgenites got together and created a new breed of tight jeaned, pointy booted shitheels.

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I've fucked 'er.

 

And another thing: Jackson shaves his legs.

 

This same thing started happening in Australia a few years back: the rednecks and androgenites got together and created a new breed of tight jeaned, pointy booted shitheels.

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Country music like Hank, Johny, Willey, Waylen, and a number of the other old timers is really good.

 

New Country is shitty pop crap.

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Natalie Maines could kick Alan Jackson's ass up around his shoulders with both spiked heels tied behind her back.

 

Well, I'd want to see those pictures for sure. That one Alan Jackson song may be one of the best: EVER! I'm saying in the entire world history of music ever since Bing Crosby anyway.

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:lmao: I didn't think ol Alan would get much respect on this board. I just remember jumping out of planes in Georgia singing Chatahoochie while flying over the river with a yeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaw as I exited the airplane.
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