kevbone Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm.. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: a non-verbal statement, often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. 8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying "Oh, yeah, sure, you've got a real grasp of the situation - NOT!!!" 9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 If marriage were easy, it wouldn't be a life-long project. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 there are people that hate women. i am not one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
111 Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 here is someone who hates women CuM1fULRqOM what an ass hat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted May 16, 2008 Author Share Posted May 16, 2008 Wow.....that guy is a dick.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 there are people that hate women. i am not one. happy birthday dick head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 i love women, it's me they don't like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 If marriage were easy, it wouldn't be a life-long project. It is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 is that guy wearing clip-ons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmace Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 1) Actaully no its not ok for you stay over, but I will call you tomorrow that rule means not having to ever deal with your other 9 rules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 That guy ragging on women must have a pretty fucked up life. Bet he lives in Los Angeles. Tom Lykis does a better version of that schtick anyway, and he's much more intelligent about it than this guy, although his last crack to that woman was pretty funny. Men are better than women site vs Tom Leykys site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 If marriage were easy, it wouldn't be a life-long project. It is? nope, people stop in the middle all the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 Horizontal stripes are so unflattering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 My thoughts are in bold. I have interpreted "Women" to "English" for several years now. 1. Fine: Translation: That works, thanks for listening to me, glad you got it. 2. Five Minutes. Translation: Don't put the ball game on or call Jimmy O, cause we're out of here in 5 min. 3. Nothing. Translation: Go take some time for yourself, you've been working your ass off. 4. Go Ahead. Translation: Go ahead. (if the original was spoken with an eyebrow lift or a lilting inflection as she turns her head away, it means to go ahead, but please re-consider my points deeply before you commit. 5. Loud Sigh. Translation: I'll be upstairs watching TV, can you stay here so I have some alone time? I just want to watch a Vampire movie by myself, and I'm tired. If she is not tired, this comes out as " can you stay right here while I wander away so I have some alone time? I just want to watch a Vampire movie by myself, and I'm tired." 6. That's Okay Translation: Means, I understand your point of view, go ahead, however...."Sigh!" 7. Thanks Translation: same 8. Whatever" Translation: Not heard from adults, this is pretty much heard from a teenage daughter, and the direct literal interpretation is "F*YOU OLD PERSON" 9. Don't worry about it, I got it Translation: Please reconsider, if you can't, then I've got it. [font:Arial Black]And my fav: [/font] 10)Honey, you need to get out and go climbing. Translation: You're not your normal happy go lucky self, get outside and crank with your friends. Well all still be here for you to listen and help when you get back if that doesn't cure whats making you abnormally morose and intractable. Should you chose to ignore this advice, then something is seriously wrong and I want to know immediately what the problem is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 10)Honey, you need to get out and go climbing. Translation: You're not your normal happy go lucky self, get outside and crank with your friends. Well all still be here for you to listen and help when you get back if that doesn't cure whats making you abnormally morose and intractable. Should you chose to ignore this advice, then something is seriously wrong and I want to know immediately what the problem is. If she's single, give her my number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted May 17, 2008 Share Posted May 17, 2008 If marriage were easy, it wouldn't be a life-long project. Sorry Bug, but your dick isn't likely to get any bigger, nor your wife any happier--although it may be a life long project for you to convince her otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 My thoughts are in bold. I have interpreted "Women" to "English" for several years now. 1. Fine: Translation: That works, thanks for listening to me, glad you got it. 2. Five Minutes. Translation: Don't put the ball game on or call Jimmy O, cause we're out of here in 5 min. 3. Nothing. Translation: Go take some time for yourself, you've been working your ass off. 4. Go Ahead. Translation: Go ahead. (if the original was spoken with an eyebrow lift or a lilting inflection as she turns her head away, it means to go ahead, but please re-consider my points deeply before you commit. 5. Loud Sigh. Translation: I'll be upstairs watching TV, can you stay here so I have some alone time? I just want to watch a Vampire movie by myself, and I'm tired. If she is not tired, this comes out as " can you stay right here while I wander away so I have some alone time? I just want to watch a Vampire movie by myself, and I'm tired." 6. That's Okay Translation: Means, I understand your point of view, go ahead, however...."Sigh!" 7. Thanks Translation: same 8. Whatever" Translation: Not heard from adults, this is pretty much heard from a teenage daughter, and the direct literal interpretation is "F*YOU OLD PERSON" 9. Don't worry about it, I got it Translation: Please reconsider, if you can't, then I've got it. [font:Arial Black]And my fav: [/font] 10)Honey, you need to get out and go climbing. Translation: You're not your normal happy go lucky self, get outside and crank with your friends. Well all still be here for you to listen and help when you get back if that doesn't cure whats making you abnormally morose and intractable. Should you chose to ignore this advice, then something is seriously wrong and I want to know immediately what the problem is. This is totally 100% correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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