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seriously, no one else is still having this problem?

 

Sorry dude, I started using Gmail as soon as it came out. However, I feel your pain as we still are using Microsoft products at work.

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seriously, no one else is still having this problem?

 

I'll come clean. After I hacked into Fairweather's computer and started controlling his pea brain with some fishing line and tin foil, I hacked into yours. Payback for Ivan channeling you at Vantage.

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seriously, no one else is still having this problem?

 

I recovered one of your messages for you-

 

Dear Layton:

 

I send you warmest greetings and best wishes in this fine season. I am Barrister Wilhelm Cornelius Adnana, Esq., I recently was hired by the government of Sierra Leone to settle the estate of Muganda Harandi Layton, who was tragically killed last November in an encounter with an angry pack of Bonobos. I have been unable to locate any living relatives until your name turned up when I searched the internets in America. I have done research to confirm that Muganda is your 5th cousin and that you are the sole heir to his fortune of 23 million dollars US.I want to turn this over to you and to expedite this I need your social security number, bank account routing number, and address so I can wire you the money at once. My fee is a modest 500,000 dollars.

Please contact me at once so we can settle this matter in timely fashion,

Yours truly,

Barrister Wilhelm Cornelius Adnana, Esq.

 

 

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Damn mikey, just post on your Twitter that your Hotmail is crashed and tell your contacts to call your iPhone instead. Then change your Facebook status to "Michael Layton is sensitive and tear-streaked" and you're good to go.

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