Denizen Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 (edited) here's a pic of my ass Edited February 1, 2008 by Denizen Quote
aussie69 Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 (edited) Whats with the whole fascination of me? I would supose its the same reason as why people watch Dr.Phil or the shows ranting about Britany Spears or Paris Hilton. Its great to see some one more screwed up then ourselfs! And for that reason man kind feeds into unhealthy crap like this. Â O and good luck on your paper! But please do hurry up. this was starting to get moderatly funny again... Edited February 1, 2008 by aussie69 Quote
willstrickland Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 Possibly the hottest ass on the planet (yeah, they're all the same woman) Â http://www.biocandy.dk/ass/ Â a sample: Quote
Darasius Posted February 1, 2008 Author Posted February 1, 2008 (edited) I'm being compared to Britney Spears now? wow, I've reached celebrity status. I see some sense in her madness, I see some style to it. Don't you understand that she is trying to communicate an extremely complex and in depth philosophical message to us and society at large? And I want that angry insulting retard fool to come back, or else admit defeat!! Yours truly, Deranged Edited February 1, 2008 by Darasius Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 I need 11 hours of sleep every night. Isn't that not normal? Â that will work out just fine on your high-altitude expedition claims Quote
cheamclimber Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 I used to like that that song ^^^ when LZ played it..... WTF did they do to it???? Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 Â but the song remains the same Quote
Peter_Puget Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 Even better than Zep! Â v5Recd6Us9g Quote
Darasius Posted February 1, 2008 Author Posted February 1, 2008 3WfoccRna6I  I think I'm just about finished with that essay. And whoever this I1 1! person is, ummmmm there are two ways in which I love you: 1. you posted a beatles video 2. you have a Nietzsche quote  The second reason alone is enough for me to proclaim you as a near equal. A Nietzsche discussion MUST ensue. Lets see if you really know who you are quoting and if you realize to what extent his dominance reigns supreme. Quote
Peter_Puget Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 (edited)  Years ahead of Zep  jSJGEn4FDys Edited February 1, 2008 by Peter_Puget Quote
G-spotter Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 A Nietzsche discussion MUST ensue. Lets see if you really know who you are quoting and if you realize to what extent his dominance reigns supreme. Â LKCZ8-ZAT88 Â Otto likes Nietzsche too. Quote
Darasius Posted February 1, 2008 Author Posted February 1, 2008 Want to hear about my week?  Monday: did no schoolwork  Tuesday: did no schoolwork  Wednesday: did no schoolwork  Thursday(today): 3pm..the sudden realization that i fucking missed my 2pm discussion section, completely forgot to go to it!!!! And it was essential that I go considering that it was test review day. Became very angry at myself, went home. 4pm did nothing 5pm did nothing 6 pm start my essay that was assigned a week and a half ago. 7pm still working on it 8pm still working on it 9pm pretty much finished, close to finish. 9:30pm OH FUCK SHIT HELL I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW I HAVEN'T STUDIED FOR AND HAVE DONE NO READING FOR.  Thats pretty much a recap of my week.  Quote
G-spotter Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 poor little college student. wait till you meet the real world. it's gonna be tuff with that philosophy degree Quote
Frikadeller Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 (edited) Want to hear about my week?   After reading 20 pages of this fuck fest, no. Go do your school work, or dream about fucking your Philosophy Professor (after all, isn't that why anyone strives to be a philosophy professor to begin with? To Fuck their students? Well, thats how it seemed 20 years when I was in college.) and stop feeding the spray monster you created. Edited February 1, 2008 by Frikadeller Quote
Clavote Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008  Oh, man...did I just stop slamming her and become a nice person? This is not the reputation I have been cultivating and I would appreciate it if you would not let others know of this little lapse.  Where are you located in California dumbass? Lets meet up for a mountain climbing/wresting/brawling match so you can watch me outdo you. I'll wear my kick ass outfit for the climb too. Do not underestimate my intelligence Do you know something about fashion? NO you dont. You're another mediocre middle aged man fantasizing about my hot body and the prospects of giving me a ride. haha  I'ts a wonderful thing that theres at least one person like me in this world who hasn't lost their imagination and can actually be inventive with their choice of wear. Meanwhile, everyone else can just blend into the mass of drab/shitwear that populates ever habitable spot on earth. It takes a real vision and daring to experiment with my everday outfits as I do. And much to your dismay, I acheive favorable results 100% of the time with the actual public that witness them.  So go shove your false pathetic weak willed attempts at ridicule right up your ass, because you are not acheiving anything worthwhile and could be comparable to any 10 year old who spouts off random irrelevant insults just for the sake of stirring up bullshit and provoking negativity. Sorry I can find better and more intelligent ways to amuse myself.  Anyone and everyone can insult me and point out my faults as much as they like, and I actually love it because it increases my own self-critical recosiderations of myself which I do on a daily near constant basis. A one good indication of level of maturity is fearlessness to criticism.  Ever notice how I have not insulted anyone on this forum until this jackoff retard clitvote came to existence?  I bet you cum in your pants thinking about getting the opportunity to be alone with me in the middle of nowhere wilderness.  Ahhhh, that was your best. How funny you are. I guess I really hit the mark and pushed your buttons to the point you had to write all that drivel. I win. After your first or second sentence, I got bored. It was all essentially the same anyway.  I was not alone in my criticism of your fashion. My gal pal and I polled the office ladies and the consensus was either low rent hooker or fashion 70's disaster.  Spray is so much fun when we get a nut case.  Quote
Darasius Posted February 1, 2008 Author Posted February 1, 2008 if you want any tips on how to procrastinate better, ask me  Quote
Clavote Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 Want to hear about my week? Monday: did no schoolwork  Tuesday: did no schoolwork  Wednesday: did no schoolwork  Thursday(today): 3pm..the sudden realization that i fucking missed my 2pm discussion section, completely forgot to go to it!!!! And it was essential that I go considering that it was test review day. Became very angry at myself, went home. 4pm did nothing 5pm did nothing 6 pm start my essay that was assigned a week and a half ago. 7pm still working on it 8pm still working on it 9pm pretty much finished, close to finish. 9:30pm OH FUCK SHIT HELL I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW I HAVEN'T STUDIED FOR AND HAVE DONE NO READING FOR.  Thats pretty much a recap of my week.  With your study skills, you should graduate from your math free major. Good luck finding a job in the fast food industry or low rent lingerie business. Quote
Clavote Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 I'm being compared to Britney Spears now? wow, I've reached celebrity status. I see some sense in her madness, I see some style to it. Don't you understand that she is trying to communicate an extremely complex and in depth philosophical message to us and society at large? And I want that angry insulting retard fool to come back, or else admit defeat!! Yours truly, Deranged  Yes, Brittney is communicating with you via extremely complex mind waves. She is saying you are crazy and need to take your medications. Quote
Clavote Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 Hehe. She said "Clitvote"Â I like her, but then again I like people who are a bit off. Â Hey, I'm flattered! That was even semi-creative. Quote
Darasius Posted February 1, 2008 Author Posted February 1, 2008 anyone want to read the text message i sent to my 41 year old lover late last night?? Quote
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