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sorry kkkkkk. this isn't the "for the love of God thread" this one has at least 25 more pages before it needs to die like that one.

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

:moondance: :moondance: Keepin the love alive ;)

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sorry kkkkkk. this isn't the "for the love of God thread" this one has at least 25 more pages before it needs to die like that one.

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

:moondance: :moondance: Keepin the love alive ;)

 

seconded. keep the love!

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from memory folks:

 

 

how many polaks does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

three: one to hold the light bulb and two to turn the ladder around.

 

 

how many californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

three: one to change the bulb and two to share the experience.

 

 

how many WASPS does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

three: one to change the bulb and two mix martinis.

 

 

how many new yorkers does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

none of your damn business.

 

 

how many fags does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

two: one to screw it in and one to say "marvelousth".

 

 

how many jewish grandmothers does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

none: "it's alright, i'll sit in the dark"

 

 

how many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

two: one to do it and one to write a book about it.

 

 

how many supermen does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

two: one to hold the light bulb and one to turn the house around.

 

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There's so much love in the room, I have a hard-on the size of Florida

 

:grin:

 

:o now thats something worth seeing ;)

 

 

florida.jpg

 

 

I know it's small but with your help we might be able to make it bigger...

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I can imagine the situation for her kids.

 

Child #1 - Hey, did you know that mom wrote a book?

 

Child #2 - No, I wonder what its about?

 

Child #1 - Me too, lets check it out.

 

Those children don't have a popsicals chance in hell.

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I can imagine the situation for her kids.

 

Child #1 - Hey, did you know that mom wrote a book?

 

Child #2 - No, I wonder what its about?

 

Child #1 - Me too, lets check it out.

 

 

Child #2 - "Here it is! Daddy keeps it next to the WC."

 

Child #1 - "Oh, that's right. I'd forgotten. Daddy says it's pages are most suitable for bum-wiping."

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