Dechristo Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 a century-old racy (for that time) one: "tighter than Dick's hatband" (an allusion to a condom) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 off like a prom dress Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 that went over like a turd in a punch bowl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Ahhh dammit, its all pinked up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 pink's the sharpest spoon in the drawer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylou Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Just because it isn't broken doesn't mean you can't fix it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 kevbone's as sharp as a bowlin' ball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 "Excuse me, but I need to go to the restroom and take a Porter." (others call out) "Be sure to wipe your Tvashtarkatena." "And, give your Dechristo a shake." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Make like a baby and head out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 When you mess with the bull you get the horns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 I’m hungrier than a bitch hounddog suckin' pups Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 careful -- that crack eats nuts like a Bangkok whore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 hornier than a three-balled tomcat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 that boy is a pair of brown shoes in a world full of tuxedos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Grandpa always said in the summer "I'm hottter than a fresh f'd sheep" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Sounds like he knew what he was talking about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Grandpa always said in the summer "I'm hottter than a fresh f'd sheep" was he from enumclaw? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Grandpa always said in the summer "I'm hottter than a fresh f'd sheep" was he from enumclaw? Minnesota. Norwegian. Recovered alcholic, litte rough around the edges. Another one he would say to us kids "Leave me alone, I'm busier than a cat covering shit" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 a three-legged cat trying to bury turds on a frozen pond? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 that kid could fuck up a wet dream. colder than a witches tit. ate up like a soup sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hafilax Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 It's blowin the dog off the chain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 kevbone is a few fries short of a happy meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Pink's elevator doesn't quite make it to the top floor... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted January 16, 2008 Author Share Posted January 16, 2008 So ones I used for dying projects: That project is circling the drain. ....falling off the perch ...can't polish a turd ...is about as useful as perfume on a pig For a crazy co-worker I said that his cheese done slid off his cracker. They thought I was the crazy one. I dunno. Just "cultural differences" I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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