archenemy Posted January 16, 2008 Posted January 16, 2008 I seem to use a lot of them that are a bit on the redneck side and my coworkers find this endlessly amusing. But, I am open to new material. Got any colloquialisms that are off-beat? Quote
RuMR Posted January 16, 2008 Posted January 16, 2008 Well Shit, i guess the sun does shine on a dog's ass every once in a while... Same as "once every blue moon..." but more entertaining... Quote
ericb Posted January 16, 2008 Posted January 16, 2008 Know this one? busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin contest Quote
minx Posted January 16, 2008 Posted January 16, 2008 useless as tits on a boar is popular in my family. come on archie, you can't ask for new ones if you're not going to share a few of your own Quote
marylou Posted January 16, 2008 Posted January 16, 2008 "slicker'n cat snot on a wet silk scarf" "put that in your little red wagon and drag it around for a while" "are you stepping in what I'm smelling?" Quote
ericb Posted January 16, 2008 Posted January 16, 2008 Some of my favorites from "doin time" in Dallas "There's the door...don't let it hitcha where the good Lord splitcha" "Beat him like a red-headed stepchild" in raquetball Quote
ivan Posted January 16, 2008 Posted January 16, 2008 "it's raining harder than a horse pissing on a flat rock" "sweating like a fat kid in a candy store" "sweating like a whore in church" Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 16, 2008 Posted January 16, 2008 "that's uglier than a warthog's asshole" Quote
RuMR Posted January 16, 2008 Posted January 16, 2008 "this is frickin' harder than shovin' a wet noodle up a wild cat's ass"... "that's something kevbone would say, dumbass!" Quote
selkirk Posted January 16, 2008 Posted January 16, 2008 "Even a blind pig finds an acorn once in a while" I've always been partial to "You should never wrestle with a pig. You get muddy and the pig likes it" Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 16, 2008 Posted January 16, 2008 "that's something Pink would do..." "Angrier than a dwarf in a duffel bag." Quote
pink Posted January 16, 2008 Posted January 16, 2008 "more frustrated than an amish electrician" Quote
pink Posted January 16, 2008 Posted January 16, 2008 "that's something Pink would do..." would somebody tell her to STFU Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 16, 2008 Posted January 16, 2008 After a mediocre meal: "Reckin' it'll make turds" Quote
pink Posted January 16, 2008 Posted January 16, 2008 busier than a one legged man at an ass kicking contest Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 16, 2008 Posted January 16, 2008 busier than a one legged man at an ass kicking contest More repetitious than a tree full of woodpeckers. Quote
ivan Posted January 16, 2008 Posted January 16, 2008 busier than a one legged man at an ass kicking contest More repetitious than a tree full of woodpeckers. dumber than a bag of hammers Quote
pink Posted January 16, 2008 Posted January 16, 2008 busier than a one legged man at an ass kicking contest More repetitious than a tree full of woodpeckers. stupid as fried popsicle Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 16, 2008 Posted January 16, 2008 I'm still not sure exactly why that was funny, but it was. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 16, 2008 Posted January 16, 2008 dumb enough to flunk a urine test Quote
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