sobo Posted November 30, 2007 Posted November 30, 2007 Harumph! So he gets a new avatar, then outs himself? WTF is up wit' dat? jo blo seems a better fit, at least... I wrote his "quote" myself, actually. don't know if I can really claim much of an "out"ing though. certainly whatever moderator(s) were involved in the name change knew about it, along with anyone who's been here for a year who stopped to think "how'd that guy get 2137 posts without me reading the first 2100 of them?"... Classic action, CP. I'm liking your style more and more. I suspected virendra7 = joblo7 as well, but you get the credit for the elegant solution. BABY STEPS,, FIRST TRY TO UNRAVEL THE MYSTERY OF JOBLO7/COLTRANE IS /ISNOT VIRENDRA7/COLTRANE AND THEN MOVE ON TO DEEPER DARKER SECRETS OF THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE.PERSEVERANCE IS KEY. STFU, n00b! We apologize for the drift. We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted November 30, 2007 Posted November 30, 2007 I think he means the mathematical definition. Quote
ClimbingPanther Posted November 30, 2007 Posted November 30, 2007 no, i meant pluggin your brain into a socket and living your entire life in a virtual reality without moving a muscle. that's lazy. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted November 30, 2007 Posted November 30, 2007 I think he means the mathematical definition. Damn. I must really be a fucking nerd. Quote
pink Posted November 30, 2007 Posted November 30, 2007 that might be true but chicks find nerds disarming and might benefit you scoring some tail. works for me. Quote
archenemy Posted November 30, 2007 Posted November 30, 2007 And dishwashers. When I redid my kitchen I took that fucker out...You'd think someone that lazy would just eat off paper plates. Wow…she owns a rifle, hand-washes dishes, hates TV…and those pumpkins! ooh la la, archenemy, can I stalk you? You have aced my cupid settings! Need help deciding? My shoe size is 12 extra wide, if you get my meaning. You're on. Quote
kevbone Posted November 30, 2007 Author Posted November 30, 2007 no, i meant pluggin your brain into a socket and living your entire life in a virtual reality without moving a muscle. that's lazy. Yeah….but if its involuntary…..is it still lazy? Quote
pink Posted November 30, 2007 Posted November 30, 2007 that's your favorite movie, huh mr. anderson. Quote
sobo Posted November 30, 2007 Posted November 30, 2007 Yeah….but if its involuntary…..is it still lazy? If you didn't mean to fuck something up, did you still fuck it up? Quote
ClimbingPanther Posted November 30, 2007 Posted November 30, 2007 And dishwashers. When I redid my kitchen I took that fucker out...You'd think someone that lazy would just eat off paper plates. Wowshe owns a rifle, hand-washes dishes, hates TVand those pumpkins! ooh la la, archenemy, can I stalk you? You have aced my cupid settings! Need help deciding? My shoe size is 12 extra wide, if you get my meaning. You're on. or... you're in? Quote
catbirdseat Posted November 30, 2007 Posted November 30, 2007 The garbage disposal is the laziest invention. It's for people who are too lazy to scrape their plates into the garbage. Nowadays, it's the yard waste container. The ultimate is the diswasher with built-in garbage disposal unit. Quote
iciclespyder Posted November 30, 2007 Posted November 30, 2007 The laziest inventions are the ones we choose not to use, because we're not lazy. Quote
archenemy Posted November 30, 2007 Posted November 30, 2007 And dishwashers. When I redid my kitchen I took that fucker out...You'd think someone that lazy would just eat off paper plates. Wowshe owns a rifle, hand-washes dishes, hates TVand those pumpkins! ooh la la, archenemy, can I stalk you? You have aced my cupid settings! Need help deciding? My shoe size is 12 extra wide, if you get my meaning. You're on. or... you're in? Urine. Quote
builder206 Posted November 30, 2007 Posted November 30, 2007 Power mowers. Power mowers with grass catchers. Instead, push and rake. Exercise + zero carbon pollution. Automatic underground lawn sprinkler systems. Get off your butt every 15 minutes and move the sprinkler. Yard waste pickup. Learn how to compost it. Buying every food at the store. Anyone can grow SOMETHING. You take ownership of part of your health + reduce carbon pollution by cutting down on the transport required. Expecting to have every food available year round. This means we import apples from New Zealand and tomatoes from Peru, among other abominations. Learn how to put up food if it's that important. The laziest invention of all is the arrogance to think that our time is so valuable, it's a "waste" to spend it on actions like the ones I list, and others like it. In addition to reducing carbon pollution, slowing down and taking the time to get into your surroundings, using your hands and sweat to work on them as the sun moves across the sky, is good for your soul. Quote
ivan Posted November 30, 2007 Posted November 30, 2007 Anyone can grow SOMETHING. but THE MAN won't let me! Quote
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