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The Eversons continued on about a mile after the collision before pulling over

 

 

How do you decide how far to go before finally giving in and admitting that the cow on your hood is just too hard to see around?

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quite the stunt cow that wasn't completely dead after falling 200'

 

there's a lot of give in the hood and windshield of a car. don't you watch action movies?

 

yes, hence my use of the term 'stunt cow'.

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The Eversons continued on about a mile after the collision before pulling over

 

 

How do you decide how far to go before finally giving in and admitting that the cow on your hood is just too hard to see around?

 

maybe he was getting road head and wanted to finish first

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the reason he was saying "I don't believe it" over and over again was that he was getting road head!

 

or maybe the cow landed in just the right orientation to help him out...

 

the only way a mostly-dead cow could have "helped" is if they were on washboard

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