What woman wouldn't want

[archenemy]

a man who would fight for her?

Hands down--the winner!

[rob]

Bizarro. It should be in the bizarro thread.

[archenemy]

Bizarro thread? I been MIA for a bit...

[Sherri]

Is this for reals? An armless guy named "Russell?!" That was one of the jokes we used to tell as kids, "Whaddaya call an armless guy in a pile of leaves...?" (We weren't very P.C. )

[tvashtarkatena]

"After the fight, Redfern and the woman got into his truck and drove to the Snellville police station"

 

!!!!!?????

[rob]

"After the fight, Redfern and the woman got into his truck and drove to the Snellville police station"

 

!!!!!?????

 

Coincidence?

 

You be the judge.

[Sherri]

How come a guy with no arms and legs can figure out how to do drugs, drive vehicles, and kill people, but when it comes washing a dish or vacuuming a rug, suddenly they find it impossible to lift a finger?

[cj001f]

He's physically impaired, not mentally

[archenemy]

How come a guy with no arms and legs can figure out how to do drugs, drive vehicles, and kill people, but when it comes washing a dish or vacuuming a rug, suddenly they find it impossible to lift a finger?

I am no physician; but I do believe that if you have no arms, you cannot lift a finger.

[Sherri]

How come a guy with no arms and legs can figure out how to do drugs, drive vehicles, and kill people, but when it comes washing a dish or vacuuming a rug, suddenly they find it impossible to lift a finger?

I am no physician; but I do believe that if you have no arms, you cannot lift a finger.

 

Yes, I see your point there. I should have clarified that my question was referring to those who do still have their fingers and toes. Just saying that, when it comes to resourcefulness, it seems their limbless brethren have the upper hand, so to speak.

[Dechristo]

How come a guy with no arms and legs can figure out how to do drugs, drive vehicles, and kill people, but when it comes washing a dish or vacuuming a rug, suddenly they find it impossible to lift a finger?

 

What?

 

It's unquestionable that most guys will "lift", or raise (with little provocation), another phalanx to mow a woman's lawn.

[KaskadskyjKozak]

How come a guy with no arms and legs can figure out how to do drugs, drive vehicles, and kill people, but when it comes washing a dish or vacuuming a rug, suddenly they find it impossible to lift a finger?

 

What?

 

It's unquestionable that most guys will "lift", or raise (with little provocation), another phalanx to mow a woman's lawn.

 

POTD.

[G-spotter]

of course, the possibility the woman drove the truck occurred to no one.

[archenemy]

truck?

[G-spotter]

see tvashitrakonas post

[ScottP]

That's a pretty embarassing way to die...beat to death by an armless man.

[G-spotter]

It was only a flesh wound.

[lI1|1!]

i can't believe no one has called attention to the fact that the woman dumped a guy with arms for a guy with no arms. the guy with no arms was making artwork with his feet.

 

i think it raises a lot of speculation about what this guy with no arms does to make women happy.

[Dechristo]

i can't believe no one has called attention to the fact that the woman dumped a guy with arms for a guy with no arms. the guy with no arms was making artwork with his feet.

 

i think it raises a lot of speculation about what this guy with no arms does to make women happy.

 

care to enlingus us?

[Dechristo]

of course, the possibility the woman drove the truck occurred to no one.

 

There are vehicles equipped to be driven with a mouth only.

 

My estranged drives me mad with hers.

 

 

[TREETOAD]

These guys are perfectly 'armless until you provoke them

[EWolfe]

I bet he sleeps well. Those damn arms always get in the way

[tvashtarkatena]

"After the fight, Redfern and the woman got into his truck and drove to the Snellville police station"

 

!!!!!?????

 

Coincidence?

 

You be the judge.

 

"Wiley taught himself to drive after losing both arms and a leg in an electrical accident when he was 13. He has already spent more than three years in prison for habitually driving without a license, kicking a state trooper and other charges."

 

!!!!?????

 

 

[tvashtarkatena]

How come a guy with no arms and legs can figure out how to do drugs, drive vehicles, and kill people, but when it comes washing a dish or vacuuming a rug, suddenly they find it impossible to lift a finger?

I am no physician; but I do believe that if you have no arms, you cannot lift a finger.

 

You can, but you'd have to use your toes.

Edited September 20, 2007 by tvashtarkatena

[Dechristo]

"Wiley taught himself to drive after losing both arms and a leg in an electrical accident when he was 13. He has already spent more than three years in prison for habitually driving without a license, kicking a state trooper and other charges."

 

!!!!?????

 

 

it's a one-legged scissors kick