archenemy Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 a man who would fight for her? Hands down--the winner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Bizarro. It should be in the bizarro thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted September 19, 2007 Author Share Posted September 19, 2007 Bizarro thread? I been MIA for a bit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Is this for reals? An armless guy named "Russell?!" That was one of the jokes we used to tell as kids, "Whaddaya call an armless guy in a pile of leaves...?" (We weren't very P.C. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 "After the fight, Redfern and the woman got into his truck and drove to the Snellville police station" Â !!!!!????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 "After the fight, Redfern and the woman got into his truck and drove to the Snellville police station"Â !!!!!????? Â Coincidence? Â You be the judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 How come a guy with no arms and legs can figure out how to do drugs, drive vehicles, and kill people, but when it comes washing a dish or vacuuming a rug, suddenly they find it impossible to lift a finger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 He's physically impaired, not mentally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted September 19, 2007 Author Share Posted September 19, 2007 How come a guy with no arms and legs can figure out how to do drugs, drive vehicles, and kill people, but when it comes washing a dish or vacuuming a rug, suddenly they find it impossible to lift a finger? I am no physician; but I do believe that if you have no arms, you cannot lift a finger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 How come a guy with no arms and legs can figure out how to do drugs, drive vehicles, and kill people, but when it comes washing a dish or vacuuming a rug, suddenly they find it impossible to lift a finger? I am no physician; but I do believe that if you have no arms, you cannot lift a finger. Â Yes, I see your point there. I should have clarified that my question was referring to those who do still have their fingers and toes. Just saying that, when it comes to resourcefulness, it seems their limbless brethren have the upper hand, so to speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 How come a guy with no arms and legs can figure out how to do drugs, drive vehicles, and kill people, but when it comes washing a dish or vacuuming a rug, suddenly they find it impossible to lift a finger? Â What? Â It's unquestionable that most guys will "lift", or raise (with little provocation), another phalanx to mow a woman's lawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 How come a guy with no arms and legs can figure out how to do drugs, drive vehicles, and kill people, but when it comes washing a dish or vacuuming a rug, suddenly they find it impossible to lift a finger? Â What? Â It's unquestionable that most guys will "lift", or raise (with little provocation), another phalanx to mow a woman's lawn. Â POTD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 of course, the possibility the woman drove the truck occurred to no one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted September 19, 2007 Author Share Posted September 19, 2007 truck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 see tvashitrakonas post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 That's a pretty embarassing way to die...beat to death by an armless man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 It was only a flesh wound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 i can't believe no one has called attention to the fact that the woman dumped a guy with arms for a guy with no arms. the guy with no arms was making artwork with his feet. Â i think it raises a lot of speculation about what this guy with no arms does to make women happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 i can't believe no one has called attention to the fact that the woman dumped a guy with arms for a guy with no arms. the guy with no arms was making artwork with his feet. Â i think it raises a lot of speculation about what this guy with no arms does to make women happy. Â care to enlingus us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 of course, the possibility the woman drove the truck occurred to no one. Â There are vehicles equipped to be driven with a mouth only. Â My estranged drives me mad with hers. Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 These guys are perfectly 'armless until you provoke them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 I bet he sleeps well. Those damn arms always get in the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 "After the fight, Redfern and the woman got into his truck and drove to the Snellville police station"Â !!!!!????? Â Coincidence? Â You be the judge. Â "Wiley taught himself to drive after losing both arms and a leg in an electrical accident when he was 13. He has already spent more than three years in prison for habitually driving without a license, kicking a state trooper and other charges." Â !!!!????? Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 (edited) How come a guy with no arms and legs can figure out how to do drugs, drive vehicles, and kill people, but when it comes washing a dish or vacuuming a rug, suddenly they find it impossible to lift a finger? I am no physician; but I do believe that if you have no arms, you cannot lift a finger. Â You can, but you'd have to use your toes. Edited September 20, 2007 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 "Wiley taught himself to drive after losing both arms and a leg in an electrical accident when he was 13. He has already spent more than three years in prison for habitually driving without a license, kicking a state trooper and other charges." Â !!!!????? Â Â it's a one-legged scissors kick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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