What are the odds...

[G-spotter]

that if you called 867-5309 right now, you'd get Sleep Country USA?

[Ducknut]

1:1000000 that you'll get Jenny.

[G-spotter]

I wouldn't buy Jenny a mattress anywhere else even if she begged me to.

[jordop]

I'd call Alarm Force first, that's 1-800-267-2001 - that number again is 1-800-267-2001. 1-800-267-2001.

[G-spotter]

Well, when you choose diamond jewelry from Spence, you enjoy the peace of mind that comes with industry's most comprehensive purchase protection.

[Weekend_Climberz]

You should quit hitting on chicks in the bar Dru. Sooner or later you'll realize that they all don't have the same phone number.

[G-spotter]

The solid choice for furni-TUUUUURE, everybody's shoppin' at the Brick!

[Lars Larceny]

Try calling 1-800-GM TRUCK and see what you get.

 

Enjoy!

 

heh, heh

[olyclimber]

I'd call Alarm Force first, that's 1-800-267-2001 - that number again is 1-800-267-2001. 1-800-267-2001.

What was that number again?

[G-spotter]

THIS IS THE ALARM FORCE CENTRAL STATION! IDENTIFY YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY!

[olyclimber]

Dru, you been hitting the vaporizables again?

 

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/working-hard/testing-the-happyvappy-vaporizer-297552.php

[G-spotter]

I'm listening to FM radio, Porter!

[ClimbingPanther]

1-800-938-8487

[wayne]

We dont get Canadian commercials down here. What do you expect though froma country with a supermarket named Overwaitea?. Honey lets go to the Obesetorium!

[AlpineK]

Dru, you been hitting the vaporizables again?

 

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/working-hard/testing-the-happyvappy-vaporizer-297552.php

 

Those things a kind of cool, however I was unaware that they'd made it to advertising.