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I have more talent in my nail clippings than the rest of you so called 'sprayers' have in your entire gene pool. sad but true.

:brew:

 

I didn't know they had started calling that talent?

 

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I have more talent in my nail clippings than the rest of you so called 'sprayers' have in your entire gene pool. sad but true.

 

:brew:

 

"I crap bigger than you"

 

"I crap smarter than you"

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The clapper is nice, but do NOT mistake it with this!

 

She gave me the Queen

She gave me the King

She was wheelin' and dealin'

Just doin' her thing

She was holdin' a pair

But I had to try

Her Deuce was wild

But my Ace was high

But how was I to know

That she'd been dealt with before

Said she'd never had a Full House

But I should have known

From the tattoo on her left leg

And the garter on her right

She'd have the card to bring me down

If she played it right

 

She's got the jack, she's got the jack

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