archenemy Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 You might be an engineer if: * Choosing between buying flowers for your wife and upgrading your RAM is a problem. * You take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room. * In college, you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure. * The salespeople at the local computer store can't answer any of your questions. * At an air show, you know how fast the skydivers are falling. * For your wife's birthday you gave her a new CD-ROM drive or a Palm Pilot. * You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie. * You can type 70 words per minute but you can't read your own handwriting. * You comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel. * You sit backwards on Disney rides so you can see how they do the special effects. * You have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances. * You have more friends on the Internet than in real life. * You know what http:// stands for. * You look forward to Christmas so you can put together the kids toys. * You see a good design, and have to change it. * You spent more on your calculator than you did on your wedding ring. * You still own a slide rule and know how to use it. * You think that people yawning around you are sleep deprived. * You window shop at Radio Shack. * Your laptop computer cost more than your car. * You've already calculated how much you make per second. * You've tried to repair a $5 radio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drater Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 haha, that's awesome. In other news, I'm eating pad thai and gai rama for dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted May 11, 2007 Author Share Posted May 11, 2007 I hope you get fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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EWolfe Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 :nurd: :nurd: :nurd: :nurd: :nurd: :nurd: :nurd: :nurd: :nurd: :nurd: :nurd: :nurd: :nurd: :nurd: :nurd: :nurd: :nurd: :nurd: :nurd: :nurd: :nurd: :nurd: :nurd: :nurd: :nurd: :nurd: :nurd: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmncwrtr Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 This so fits mr. rmncwrtr. I used to be an engineer and a couple fit me, too. Thanks, Arch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 -xEzGIuY7kw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 You might be an engineer if: * Choosing between buying flowers for your wife and upgrading your RAM is a problem. * You take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room. * In college, you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure. * The salespeople at the local computer store can't answer any of your questions. * At an air show, you know how fast the skydivers are falling. * For your wife's birthday you gave her a new CD-ROM drive or a Palm Pilot. * You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie. * You can type 70 words per minute but you can't read your own handwriting. * You comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel. * You sit backwards on Disney rides so you can see how they do the special effects. * You have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances. * You have more friends on the Internet than in real life. * You know what http:// stands for. * You look forward to Christmas so you can put together the kids toys. * You see a good design, and have to change it. * You spent more on your calculator than you did on your wedding ring. * You still own a slide rule and know how to use it. * You think that people yawning around you are sleep deprived. * You window shop at Radio Shack. * Your laptop computer cost more than your car. * You've already calculated how much you make per second. * You've tried to repair a $5 radio. how is it that you know my boyfriend?? I haven't introduced you yet he's so cute when he gets drunk he tries to explain mathematical theory to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Um, I fall into almost ALL of these....... Except for the one where you calculate how much $$$$ you make per second..... I only did it to the minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 I only got 7/22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 i love engineers! they're the only people nerdier than scientists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drater Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 I hope you get fat. Get? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 What if you are a scientist AND and engineer? Is that classified as like "mongo nuurd of the century"? I always thought I was the biggest nerd. Now I know its Archenemy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 What if you are a scientist AND and engineer? Is that classified as like "mongo nuurd of the century"? I always thought I was the biggest nerd. Now I know its Archenemy! that's wet dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 What if you are a scientist AND and engineer? Is that classified as like "mongo nuurd of the century"? I always thought I was the biggest nerd. Now I know its Archenemy! that means i get to marry archie and we take off in the Winnebago with 37.9% of the winnings. *nods* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 What if you are a scientist AND and engineer? Is that classified as like "mongo nuurd of the century"? I always thought I was the biggest nerd. Now I know its Archenemy! that's wet dream. Are you nuts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 What if you are a scientist AND and engineer? Is that classified as like "mongo nuurd of the century"? I always thought I was the biggest nerd. Now I know its Archenemy! that means i get to marry archie and we take off in the Winnebago with 37.9% of the winnings. *nods* She asked me first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 I'm a very civil engineer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 What if you are a scientist AND and engineer? Is that classified as like "mongo nuurd of the century"? I always thought I was the biggest nerd. Now I know its Archenemy! that means i get to marry archie and we take off in the Winnebago with 37.9% of the winnings. *nods* She asked me first. it's okay, she will marry you and i will marry her and we will all be one big happy family Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 What if you are a scientist AND and engineer? Is that classified as like "mongo nuurd of the century"? I always thought I was the biggest nerd. Now I know its Archenemy! that's wet dream. Are you nuts? yep! brains are sexy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken4ord Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 I only got 7/22 I can proudly say I got only 0.5/22. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 i'm sad to say that i only answered 27.272727272727272727272727% of the question affirmatively. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 An engineer is walking down the street, and sees another guy from his lab walking along with a new bright red motorcycle. He's impressed, especially since his friend doesn't know how to ride a motorcycle, so he goes up and asks, "Wow, where'd you get that?" His friend explains, "Well, I was walking along, and this gorgeous blond drives up on the motorcycle, stops in front of me, strips her clothes off and tells me, 'Take what you want!'" The engineer nods in understanding. "Good choice. Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fenderfour Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 How can you tell that an engineer is an extrovert? He is looking at your shoes instead of his own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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