Mr_Phil Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Sounds like a job for MattP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Personally, I think she checked out rather than face turning 40. I didn't have the courage. Â 40 sux!!! Â :cry: :cry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 40 oz. of birthday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Personally, I think she checked out rather than face turning 40. I didn't have the courage. Â 40 sux!!! Â :cry: :cry: Â Didn't you get the memo? 40 is the new 30. If you want, 40+ is the new 29.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 My body ain't buying it. Â Actually, I saw a magazine ad recently that said 50 is the new 30. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 50 + 30 = cougar date Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 50 + 30 = cougar date  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 50 + 30 = cougar date cougardate.com: "A fun new approach to dating where women are Cougars and men are Willing Prey" Â Hmmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 50 + 30 = cougar date   OK, gross? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 OK, gross? Â No way: funny, especially the extra large size being labeled "Cougar". Â I don't believe you folks don't get paid for all this stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 50 + 30 = cougar date   OK, gross?  Gross maybe but funny yes...in a fucked up sort of way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Men!! 8D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Men!! 8D Â no problem with women wedging their pants up into their crotch, and walking around with the camel toes on display though... Â it's all the mens' fault for noticing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 "If there is someone you'd like to know, then show 'em The Toe!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Men!! 8D Â no problem with women wedging their pants up into their crotch, and walking around with the camel toes on display though... Â it's all the mens' fault for noticing... Your logic is faulty. Â There ain't no women here wedging their pants up into their crotch. There are only men seeking out Web sites that portray such. Â Hence, "Men!" 8D Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 The Toe was huge when I was in high school. I'm not sure if certain girls were wearing appliances or not, but you could have run helicopter tours through some of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Hence, "Men!" 8D Â Â When we're fuckers, we're fuckers. When we're not fuckers, we're useless. Â I'm glad I'm a man. I could never make it as a women with this fucked up personality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 I men. I'm just teasing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Men just do what they are allowed to do.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindy66 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 It came out from her anna n smiths motehr today , that she really thoiught she took overdose of pills , mainly methadone....and whcih is gives you irregularity in heartbeat.....so more than likely she thinks the heart stoppped do to also her having a genetic heart defect>>>>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Her son is the father Her lawyer killed the son Her lawyer killed her Her lawyer gets the money Some movie script Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 BTW, I'd like to commend all of you (guys) for not talking sh*t about how long she would have to be dead before you wouldn't hit it. I think with proper refridgeration methods she could probably be thawed out a number of times at your leisure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 BREAKING NEWS  ZIMZAM : I might be baby's dad By NOAKI SCHWARTZ, Associated Press Writer 32 minutes ago    LOS ANGELES - ZIMZAM said Friday that he had a decade-long affair with Anna Nicole Smith and may be her infant daughter's father.  The claim by Prince Frederick von ZimZam comes amid a paternity suit over Smith's 5-month-old daughter, Dannielynn. The birth certificate lists Dannielynn's father as attorney Howard K. Stern, but former Smith boyfriend Larry Birkhead is waging a legal challenge, saying he is the father.  "If you go back from September, she wasn't with one of those guys, she was with me," von ZimZam told The Associated Press in an interview Friday.  He said he would file a lawsuit if Dannielynn is turned over to Stern or Birkhead.  Von ZimZam 59, and Gabor, 90, have been married for more than 20 years.  Gabor, a onetime sex symbol and star of such 1950s films as "Moulin Rouge" and "Queen of Outer Space," has been in declining health in recent years and suffered a stroke in 2005. She was partially paralyzed in a car crash in 2002.  Von ZimZam, who is Gabor's eighth husband, said he and Smith first met in the 1990s when Smith was still married to elderly oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II. He said Smith approached him and Gabor at the Plaza Hotel in New York.  "She was a very big fan of Zsa Zsa and wanted to be like Zsa Zsa," he said. "She wanted to be a princess."  He said the two started an affair soon after, meeting over the years in Los Angeles, San Francisco and New York. For much of that time, he said, Smith urged him to make her a princess like his wife.  But short of divorcing the actress, he said the only solution would have been adopting Smith. Von ZimZam said he did consider that and even filled out adoption papers, but Gabor refused to sign them.   I need a lawyer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 BTW, I'd like to commend all of you (guys) for not talking sh*t about how long she would have to be dead before you wouldn't hit it. I think with proper refridgeration methods she could probably be thawed out a number of times at your leisure. Â There is so much plastic there I don't think you would need refridgeration Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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