G-spotter Posted January 9, 2007 Posted January 9, 2007 wtf that's rich coming from a poser that wore white lycra! Quote
RuMR Posted January 9, 2007 Author Posted January 9, 2007 yeah...he's a scrawny one too...if it came down to a brawl i don't think he'd last too long... Quote
kevbone Posted January 9, 2007 Posted January 9, 2007 with style OLD SKOOL Â Wow, he and ARC should get together and go bowling. Quote
Alpine_Tom Posted January 9, 2007 Posted January 9, 2007 Sounds like the kind of guy who'd quote Edmund Burke... Quote
sk Posted January 10, 2007 Posted January 10, 2007 with style OLD SKOOL   that was bloody brilliant  and it made me remeber to take my lithium Quote
bvb Posted January 16, 2007 Posted January 16, 2007 and here's a big ol' "I EAT HATE FOR BREAKFAST!!" shout-out to all my homies in the mossy, chossy PNW. Â hate to you all, and to all a good hate. Â Quote
G-spotter Posted January 16, 2007 Posted January 16, 2007 do you still have that tight, white lycra in your closet? Quote
bvb Posted January 16, 2007 Posted January 16, 2007 (edited) you mean these? Â Â yep. i like to slip it on and flex for the dominatrix before we get down n' dirty with some crazy monkey sex. Â wtf?? how come the mutherfucking photolink tags ain't workin'?? Â Edited January 16, 2007 by Off_White Quote
DJ_Dirty_Ernie Posted January 16, 2007 Posted January 16, 2007 well I've got a picture of marilyn monroe molded by heat and sweat into the shape of my buttocks--shaped like me, shaped like my ass. Quote
Off_White Posted January 16, 2007 Posted January 16, 2007 these ones. pwned. Â Dru, there's a funny crossover point where your virtually eidetic memory makes you seem like a stalker. You haven't been online dating with Cindy66 for the last six months, have you? Quote
bvb Posted January 16, 2007 Posted January 16, 2007 yo g-spot, i'm wearing the same white sweats in both pics: the one of me [ahem] soloing alcoa and the other pic of me *cough cough* on the cover of climbing magazine. so SUKIT. Â now hang up the goddamned phone, i can't dance with you anymore. Quote
billcoe Posted January 16, 2007 Posted January 16, 2007 Â Great pic Bob. Â Now about all this: Â fuck each and every one of you. none of you wil ever be as worthy of the air you breath as me. i have better taste in music than you. i've been at many of indie rock's most legendary shows. i climbed 5.13 and bouldered V8 before most of you little cocksuckers (mr. df excepted, of course) were even fucking BORN. i know all the fucking players. if i wanted a bitch-ass mondo i could get one with ONE FUCKIN PHONE CALL. i DON'T WANT ONE. so SUKIT. i can simultaneously channel pablo neruda, hank williams jr, kurt cobain and the fucking beast 666 without breaking a fucking SWEAT. you will NEVER be good as me. i am with the important people now I am SECRETLY an IMPORTANT MAN HANG UP THE PHONE I CAN'T DANCE WITH YOU ANYMORE, GO TO YOUR T.V., TURN ON YOUR T.V., YOU WILL SEE ME AND JACKIE O, EATING ORANGES IN A PARK AVENUE PENTHOUSEÂ i fucking SHOT SPEED with most of your fucking HEROS. i am GOD. I AM GOD. giant metal-machine screams fill the air as pterodactyls dive down on me (mr. df excepted, of course) while i hit the throttle and scream forward on a journey you cannot possible fathom. switching to full auto, i empty the clip as i fire prolonged bursts of gray matter ouT iNTO the UNIVERSE. Â BITCHES. you are all deserving of my most putrid BILE. I eat your fucking HATE for BREAKFAST. hate isIS FUCKING FOood To ME. I HUNGER. Â Yup, kind of makes me remember my first beer too. Quote
G-spotter Posted January 16, 2007 Posted January 16, 2007 these ones. pwned. Â Dru, there's a funny crossover point where your virtually eidetic memory makes you seem like a stalker. You haven't been online dating with Cindy66 for the last six months, have you? Â it's actually the first result when you google: " "van belle" climbing". who needs an eidetic memory? the world's gonna know forever, and all his leather suspender pseudo-butch faux-oldschool shit now will never cover up the fact that, bvb wore a banana hammock euro backdoor action suit that went all the way to his ankles. probably, in fact, a women's Danskin number. What's your girl size Bob? Did you fit in a 10? Quote
Raindawg Posted January 16, 2007 Posted January 16, 2007 Hey...I think I recognize that dude who's pictured as that maniac-ranter's "avatar". Seems I met him down in socal during my socal youth. Wild dude...lives in the northwest now. Awesome! Quote
Dechristo Posted January 16, 2007 Posted January 16, 2007 pic belongs in the "1977 yosemite plane crash" thread/book. Quote
bvb Posted February 2, 2007 Posted February 2, 2007 yup, you nailed the year. but we poached the reefer from some guy's patch in mariposa. Â photo by off white, btw. Â now eat my hate, bitch. Quote
Raindawg Posted February 2, 2007 Posted February 2, 2007 photo by off white, btw. Â photo by, or of? Quote
drater Posted February 2, 2007 Posted February 2, 2007 By. Â The turd wrasslin subject matter is bvb. Â Try to keep up. Â Also, RuMR, if you insist on crosslinking to b.dumb, please don't give bvb any reason to expand his online spray area. Â It's practically cloud seeded at this point. Quote
RuMR Posted February 2, 2007 Author Posted February 2, 2007 Â Man, BVB freakin' cracks me up...i lurk over at bstupid.com and just roll watching that place...the other one that's a riot is that wildtool dork... Â Quote
drater Posted February 2, 2007 Posted February 2, 2007 If by riot you mean should gargle battery acid and chop off his fingers, I totally agree. Â Â Oh shit, this is cc.com spray, not b.dumb...I mean, yep, he's funny!!! Quote
G-spotter Posted February 2, 2007 Posted February 2, 2007 ...i lurk over at bstupid.com and just roll  it's easy to roll when you are short and round, though Quote
RuMR Posted February 2, 2007 Author Posted February 2, 2007 listen twiggy...i'll bust your scrawny ass over my rolly polly knee... Quote
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