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  1. now this is how one rants

    yup, you nailed the year. but we poached the reefer from some guy's patch in mariposa. photo by off white, btw. now eat my hate, bitch.
  2. now this is how one rants

    yo g-spot, i'm wearing the same white sweats in both pics: the one of me [ahem] soloing alcoa and the other pic of me *cough cough* on the cover of climbing magazine. so SUKIT. now hang up the goddamned phone, i can't dance with you anymore.
  3. now this is how one rants

    you mean these? yep. i like to slip it on and flex for the dominatrix before we get down n' dirty with some crazy monkey sex. wtf?? how come the mutherfucking photolink tags ain't workin'??
  4. now this is how one rants

    and here's a big ol' "I EAT HATE FOR BREAKFAST!!" shout-out to all my homies in the mossy, chossy PNW. hate to you all, and to all a good hate.
  5. Mark Knopfler is my god

    dittos, rush.
  6. Greatest rock band ever

    cobain was the world's most rabid wiper's fan. after me, of course.
  7. Greatest rock band ever

    Pfft, if'n I wanted to pose, I'd blow smoke up your ass about what great performance art visionaries they are, or diss 'em as avant-garde wanksters with more style than substance. Instead, I think they've got great schtick but they just don't make my little heart go pitter pat. holy mother fucking christ. am i misreading this? somebody thinks off white don't know his shit when it comes to muzz-ack? fuck, i'm a fucking american hero when it come to this shit, but i still take a backseat to offwhite. get a clue, you asswipe n00b.
  8. Greatest rock band ever

    no brainer. the wipers. portland, oregon. http://vinyljourney.blogspot.com/2004/12/wipers-alien-boy-12-ep-so-if-i-was-one.html
  9. Another Music Thread

    i've rediscovered the wiper's first lp, "is this real?" it is simply the most amazing work of music ever released. check it out: fucking amazing. buy the box set for 17 bucks, fools,
  10. Olympia Pub Club?

    wednesday nights, eh? ok if i join in? might be by your way soon....
  11. 3 O'clock Rock Questions

    hey, i recognize that formation. is that three o'clock rock?? i think we did "silent running" (5.9?) in like 79 or 80, a bunch of the bolts were missing hangers so we did huge "misty beethoven" style runouts, or tried to loop the studs with #2 stoppers. we did a couple a new routes on the detached slab on the lower right of this pic, and went back a year later and some of the bolts had sheared off...turned out it was a bad batch of 1/4 splits. it rained most of the time we were there...we holed up in OW's VW bus and smoked prince albert in a can, plus lotsa ragweed, and waited for the dry spells. good times.
  12. pinkey tendon pulley.....BLOWN

    damn luke. gonna go back to mongolia to recoop?
  13. The Valley in Spring

    nab wall cream jam session lotsa bouldering east butt middle quicksilver or freewheeling, haven't decided yet more bouldering anything on the apron that seems safe that'll do 'er.
  14. Partners who lie...

    duuuude...swear to god, me and mp fired coonyard to oasis...but...i musta been drunk, or stoned, or sumpthin....