EWolfe Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 There's a formula: #2 + great heights = Joy of pooping! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClimbingPanther Posted December 17, 2006 Author Share Posted December 17, 2006 The real question is, when you eat a 2000+? calorie [18 oz beef] cheeseburger at Pilot Butte in Bend, OR, and you only have a very small and unassuming dump two days after eating it, where did the burger go? That is what you find when you look up "scary" in the dictionary. Thanks for the input enelson & bstach. I'll be bagging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Phil Posted December 17, 2006 Share Posted December 17, 2006 The real question is, when you eat a 2000+? calorie [18 oz beef] cheeseburger at Pilot Butte in Bend, OR, and you only have a very small and unassuming dump two days after eating it, where did the burger go? That is what you find when you look up "scary" in the dictionary. Look up "Dunlap's Disease" in the dictionary. 2000+ calorie cheeseburgers are a major risk factor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Drop a stool on a snow shovel, hurl said stool over cliff. Burn paper or lick finger as the need may be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twocents Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 True story. My wife asked me this question tonight. Over dinner no less. If you eat a 1000 calorie hamburger, and the next day you crap, does any of the 1000 calories go with it? I told her no, they were burnt by your body during digestion. But I honestly don't know the answer. Anyone? What a lovely dinner conversation. Your answer was correct. Now find a charming supposed climber who frequents this site to tell her what a stupid, ignorant, irrelevant question it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I just released a 12-inch, corn-fed toiled trout. Ahh, the joys of pooping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KitCatherine Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Ok, not to sound gross, but what happens when you have diarrhea in the mountains? I live with Chron's disease, (which in essence means your bowels are all F-ed up) so I am trying to imagine what the heck I would do! Ugh! Four bags of poo every day?!? Thats when mountains need Biohazard trash cans. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Ok, not to sound gross, but what happens when you have diarrhea in the mountains? I live with Chron's disease, (which in essence means your bowels are all F-ed up) so I am trying to imagine what the heck I would do! Ugh! Four bags of poo every day?!? Thats when mountains need Biohazard trash cans. LOL Spray paint a rock bright brown! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couloir Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Ok, not to sound gross, but what happens when you have diarrhea in the mountains?. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Phil Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 That's not pooping, that's spraying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I just released a 12-inch, corn-fed toiled trout. Ahh, the joys of pooping. Check for rest marks. You may need additional endurance training for a trophy of that size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 (edited) Ok, not to sound gross, but what happens when you have diarrhea in the mountains? I live with Chron's disease, (which in essence means your bowels are all F-ed up) so I am trying to imagine what the heck I would do! Ugh! Four bags of poo every day?!? Thats when mountains need Biohazard trash cans. LOL OMG that was gross! I thought Chron's disease was when your altimeter watch was always 500 feet off. Seriously, though, your options are limited. At times, climbers do have issues with pooing in unlikely places. A friend had to open bomb bay doors while on lead on an aid climb once. This kind of poor planning is generally frowned upon, however. Basically, you have four alternatives: 1) Never hike further than you can run in 10 seconds from a restroom. 2) Stop eating. 3) Consider a colostomy bag and an oversized backpack. 4) Hike only in third world countries in a trekking skirt without underwear. You'll blend right in. These may not be the most attractive courses of action, but if I can continue to climb with all of my addictions and psychological disorders, you can certainly find a way to hike with your affliction. Best of luck. Edited December 21, 2006 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Down low, where there's soil bacteria, I use the Pry and Poo method: Pry up a rock, give back to the land, burn TP, replace rock. Up high, smearing (out of sight of potential passersby) seems to be the best choice. One thing that has always amazed me is how people can leave TP IN THE TRAIL? I suspect it's women tinkling (sorry ladies, but the stuff is still white). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtn_mouse Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I'm really sorry I looked at this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 I'm really sorry I looked at this thread. Remember, poo is an important part of all of us. For some of us, it's the primary component. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rooster Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Usually I just go right where I'm at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken4ord Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 CascadeClimbers.com » Forums » Spray » Spray » The Joy of Pooping I think this sums up the whole cc.commie experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClimbingPanther Posted December 22, 2006 Author Share Posted December 22, 2006 Can we have "Post of the Week" awards? Pleeeze! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rooster Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 I'M HERE TO POOP IN THIS IMPORTANT THREAD!!! COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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