JayB Posted August 10, 2006 Posted August 10, 2006 Word is the UK authorities successfully stopped a plot to bring down a dozen-plus airliners flying from the UK to the US. "ne government official said the terrorists had hoped to target flights to major airports in New York, Washington and California, all major summer tourist destinations. Chertoff said the plotters were "getting close to the execution phase." "There were very concrete steps under way to execute all elements of the plan," he said. "They were not yet sitting on an airplane," but were very close to traveling, a senior U.S. counterterrorism official told The Associated Press. A U.S. administration official said the terror plot targeted Continental, United, and American Airlines. It was not immediately clear whether other airlines also were involved. British Home Secretary John Reid said the plotters planned loss of life on "an unprecedented scale." Quote
mountainmatt Posted August 10, 2006 Posted August 10, 2006 Can't wait to fly today. The lines should be fantastic! Quote
foraker Posted August 10, 2006 Posted August 10, 2006 Did anyone unknown to you pack your bag today? Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted August 10, 2006 Posted August 10, 2006 Do you have any explosive breast milk on you? Quote
mountainmatt Posted August 10, 2006 Posted August 10, 2006 Do you have any explosive breast milk on you? No, I am still pre-op. But I look like this guy: http://www.jamesbondmm.co.uk/bond-villains/andreas-wisniewski.php?id=001 Quote
olyclimber Posted August 10, 2006 Posted August 10, 2006 so much for carry-on refreshments for in-flight consumption Quote
cj001f Posted August 10, 2006 Posted August 10, 2006 Do you have any explosive breast milk on you? Someone else saw the guy being interviewed say: Milk in the breast will still be allowed on flights Quote
Couloir Posted August 10, 2006 Posted August 10, 2006 so much for carry-on refreshments for in-flight consumption That's the big one for me. I've got to get creative an find some way to get my booze on board. Otherwise it'll be a VERY long flight. Quote
catbirdseat Posted August 10, 2006 Posted August 10, 2006 I think it's going to be chugalug at the boarding gate. Might be a problem if it is a long flight. Quote
foraker Posted August 10, 2006 Posted August 10, 2006 There goes any bottles of water too. Hope you don't mind feeling like a piece of beef jerky after that 12 hour LAX - SYD flight. Quote
cj001f Posted August 10, 2006 Posted August 10, 2006 There goes any bottles of water too. Hope you don't mind feeling like a piece of beef jerky after that 12 hour LAX - SYD flight. Great way to start off acclimatizing - dehydrated and exhausted! FUCK YOU CHERTIE! Quote
dt_3pin Posted August 10, 2006 Posted August 10, 2006 Why haven't we started bombing England yet? They obviously hate America. Quote
cj001f Posted August 10, 2006 Posted August 10, 2006 Why haven't we started bombing England yet? They obviously hate America. every big star has to have a gay little lapdogs to be fashionable, didn't you know? Quote
Choada_Boy Posted August 10, 2006 Posted August 10, 2006 I heard that Emmanuel Goldstein almost had something to do with it. Quote
dryad Posted August 10, 2006 Posted August 10, 2006 Rumor has it that the plot involved Coca Cola and Pop Rocks. Quote
bwrts Posted August 10, 2006 Posted August 10, 2006 Soon we will have to fly naked. Hmmmmm, what does that mean for in flight service? Quote
dt_3pin Posted August 10, 2006 Posted August 10, 2006 Soon we will have to fly naked. Hmmmmm, what does that mean for in flight service? Good things! Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted August 10, 2006 Posted August 10, 2006 Soon we will have to fly naked. Hmmmmm, what does that mean for in flight service? Good things! it also means you'd have to press up against rolls of sweaty cellulite of the wildebeast sitting next to you in coach Quote
dt_3pin Posted August 10, 2006 Posted August 10, 2006 Soon we will have to fly naked. Hmmmmm, what does that mean for in flight service? Good things! it also means you'd have to press up against rolls of sweaty cellulite of the wildebeast sitting next to you in coach Goddammit!!! Ruin my little fantasy, why don't you. Why does the cup always have to be half-empty? Quote
cj001f Posted August 10, 2006 Posted August 10, 2006 Goddammit!!! Ruin my little fantasy, why don't you. Why does the cup always have to be half-empty? Because Comrade Chertoff is fucking you up the ass. Quote
cj001f Posted August 10, 2006 Posted August 10, 2006 I'm afraid I might get blowed up if we don't stop all liquids another tool Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted August 10, 2006 Posted August 10, 2006 I would think they would make an exception for secretions. Quote
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