slothrop Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 I walked into the Shell station for my customary post-climb corn dog and overheard this conversation: Cashier: Hey Misty, come on in. I wanna talk to you. 17-Year-Old Girl Outside: Naw, I can't be within 300 feet. (runs off) She seemed so young to already have her own restraining order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skykilo Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Could've been criminal trespass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 you're pretty good at guessing ages there slothrop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superman Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Yeast infection? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underworld Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 these small town folks just don't know how to live like us civilized seattle-ittes (sp?). she probably doesn't even know the difference between a latte and a cappuccino.... geeez!! holier-than-thou... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 she probably had ebola Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Animated gifs are sweeping the area! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lancegranite Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Blue steel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_agon Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Animated gifs are sweeping the area! With ya, I can only find animated gfs, too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rsimmons Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 animated gifs? hooooooooot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rsimmons Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 I like bears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothrop Posted July 20, 2006 Author Share Posted July 20, 2006 "I get older, they stay the same age." I was pissed that they had already put the corn dogs back in the freezer for the night. And when I ordered a triple half-caff skinny hazelnut latte, I just got blank stares. Savages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spicoli11 Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 demdare *bucks is gunna take ova da world....but notz in me town!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chirp Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 I walked into the Shell station for my customary post-climb corn dog and overheard this conversation: Cashier: Hey Misty, come on in. I wanna talk to you. 17-Year-Old Girl Outside: Naw, I can't be within 300 feet. (runs off) She seemed so young to already have her own restraining order. Was this the Darrington Shell station? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 I'd be willing to bet it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothrop Posted July 26, 2006 Author Share Posted July 26, 2006 No, it was at the Tully's across the street from the sweet granite in Renton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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