Dear moron,

[Cobra_Commander]

That's it, I'm coming out swinging next time I'm in REI.

 

Heading straight for the cast iron hobo pie thing then it's time to crack skulls.

[mattp]

I'll confess, the only thing more utterly pathetic is 3rd hand limp dicked qb'ing - because nothings more Seattle than internet limp dicked qb'ing

 

- a mattp approved jackass

 

The only thing MORE pathetic is claiming mattp approval.

[olyclimber]

on the 4th hand, I would like to report this whole experience has left me feeling like pounding the crap out of all of you, Seattle passive agressive style. I may have to take my rage out on the REI pinnacle and grab some ice tools and send that beeyotch NOLSe style.

[mattp]

I think you'll have a tough time with that chaps guy.

[olyclimber]

sorry about my post above...I was just thinking out loud.

[archenemy]

You can get MREs at the Army Navy store.

[olyclimber]

do any girls/women still post on this website? just curious.

[olyclimber]

whoops, that was an untimely post on my part.

[olyclimber]

Dear REI,

 

I am writing on behalf of a Internet Bulletin Board known as Cascade Climbers. If you have not heard of this board, then you have obviously lost touch a large segment of those who use the out of doors, if not with humanity.

 

I am writing because a member of Cascade Climbers experienced a very traumatic event in one of your stores. This customer was waiting to buy a GPS at a counter, and had to wait for as long as 15 minutes. This is simply not acceptable. Additionally, other customers (whom quite possibly are "gay") were permitted to snicker at the subject when he voiced his disapproval.

 

These aggressions will not stand. If this occurs again, the Cascade Climbers will consider this to be an act of war, and will proceed accordingly. Right now we are deploying several aircraft carriers to South Lake Union, as well several avatars poised at your other stores for unilateral acts of passive agression. You have been warned.

 

Sincerely,

 

Cascade Climbers

[mountainhesh]

I'll confess, the only thing more utterly pathetic is 3rd hand limp dicked qb'ing - because nothings more Seattle than internet limp dicked qb'ing

 

I'll confess, the only thing more utterly pathetic is 4th hand limp dicked qb'ing... ...believe me LD, I get the irony... now why don't we all down 17 pints and take REI hooligan style, be sure to wear your 'life is good' shirts...

[mountainhesh]

Dear REI,

 

I am writing on behalf of a Internet Bulletin Board known as Cascade Climbers. If you have not heard of this board, then you have obviously lost touch a large segment of those who use the out of doors, if not with humanity.

 

I am writing because a member of Cascade Climbers experienced a very traumatic event...

[archenemy]

I'll confess, the only thing more utterly pathetic is 3rd hand limp dicked qb'ing - because nothings more Seattle than internet limp dicked qb'ing

 

I'll confess, the only thing more utterly pathetic is 4th hand limp dicked qb'ing... ...believe me LD, I get the irony... now why don't we all down 17 pints and take REI hooligan style, be sure to wear your 'life is good' shirts...

Those shirts are soooo ghey!

I think we should raise money for our war vs. REI by making our own "Life is Ghey" shirts. Or, "Life is Food" and have pics of super fat people on them.

[Jim]

Oh, oh looks like a Friday afternoon feeding frenzy. Bad timing Sman. <"}}}}}><

[lI1|1!]

I'll confess, the only thing more utterly pathetic is 3rd hand limp dicked qb'ing - because nothings more Seattle than internet limp dicked qb'ing

 

- a mattp approved jackass

 

The only thing MORE pathetic is claiming mattp approval.

 

only on the seattle internet would that be clarified.

[RogerJ]

Can we move this thread to the "REI Haters" forum? This is not appropriate for SPRAY.

 

-r

[olyclimber]

check your facts. there are multiple internets in Seattle.

[mountainhesh]

 

Those shirts are soooo ghey!

I think we should raise money for our war vs. REI by making our own "Life is Ghey" shirts. Or, "Life is Food" and have pics of super fat people on them.

...be the first to own one!

 

[cj001f]

The only thing MORE pathetic is claiming mattp approval.

 

sorry

 

- labeled a jackass by mattp but can't afford the approved by mattp sticker and am unwilling to agree to the terms of the joint licensing contract

[jkrueger]

Did you try *asking* for help?

[mountainmatt]

Can we move this thread to the "REI Haters" forum? This is not appropriate for SPRAY.

 

That would be better than the pirates forum

[archenemy]

Those shirts are soooo ghey!

I think we should raise money for our war vs. REI by making our own "Life is Ghey" shirts. Or, "Life is Food" and have pics of super fat people on them.

...be the first to own one!

 

I'd love to own one, but I don't think I can fit him in the door.

[JayB]

Glad to see that that my re-introduction of the term "limpdick" to cc.com a few days ago has restored the term to its rightful place in the lexicon.

[JayB]

Someone with access to the OED should check out the term, but to me it's always denoted a person who combined an aggressive desire to take a particular action with a conspicuous inability to do so.

[cj001f]

Someone with access to the OED should check out the term, but to me it's always denoted a person who combined an aggressive desire to take a particular action with a conspicuous inability to do so.

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=limpdick

[mountainhesh]

Someone with access to the OED should check out the term, but to me it's always denoted a person who combined an aggressive desire to take a particular action with a conspicuous inability to do so.

according to the UD, it's a shade better than being a LDB.