Cobra_Commander Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 That's it, I'm coming out swinging next time I'm in REI. Heading straight for the cast iron hobo pie thing then it's time to crack skulls. Quote
mattp Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 I'll confess, the only thing more utterly pathetic is 3rd hand limp dicked qb'ing - because nothings more Seattle than internet limp dicked qb'ing - a mattp approved jackass The only thing MORE pathetic is claiming mattp approval. Quote
olyclimber Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 on the 4th hand, I would like to report this whole experience has left me feeling like pounding the crap out of all of you, Seattle passive agressive style. I may have to take my rage out on the REI pinnacle and grab some ice tools and send that beeyotch NOLSe style. Quote
mattp Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 I think you'll have a tough time with that chaps guy. Quote
olyclimber Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 sorry about my post above...I was just thinking out loud. Quote
olyclimber Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 do any girls/women still post on this website? just curious. Quote
olyclimber Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 whoops, that was an untimely post on my part. Quote
olyclimber Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 Dear REI, I am writing on behalf of a Internet Bulletin Board known as Cascade Climbers. If you have not heard of this board, then you have obviously lost touch a large segment of those who use the out of doors, if not with humanity. I am writing because a member of Cascade Climbers experienced a very traumatic event in one of your stores. This customer was waiting to buy a GPS at a counter, and had to wait for as long as 15 minutes. This is simply not acceptable. Additionally, other customers (whom quite possibly are "gay") were permitted to snicker at the subject when he voiced his disapproval. These aggressions will not stand. If this occurs again, the Cascade Climbers will consider this to be an act of war, and will proceed accordingly. Right now we are deploying several aircraft carriers to South Lake Union, as well several avatars poised at your other stores for unilateral acts of passive agression. You have been warned. Sincerely, Cascade Climbers Quote
mountainhesh Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 I'll confess, the only thing more utterly pathetic is 3rd hand limp dicked qb'ing - because nothings more Seattle than internet limp dicked qb'ing I'll confess, the only thing more utterly pathetic is 4th hand limp dicked qb'ing... ...believe me LD, I get the irony... now why don't we all down 17 pints and take REI hooligan style, be sure to wear your 'life is good' shirts... Quote
mountainhesh Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 Dear REI, I am writing on behalf of a Internet Bulletin Board known as Cascade Climbers. If you have not heard of this board, then you have obviously lost touch a large segment of those who use the out of doors, if not with humanity. I am writing because a member of Cascade Climbers experienced a very traumatic event... Quote
archenemy Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 I'll confess, the only thing more utterly pathetic is 3rd hand limp dicked qb'ing - because nothings more Seattle than internet limp dicked qb'ing I'll confess, the only thing more utterly pathetic is 4th hand limp dicked qb'ing... ...believe me LD, I get the irony... now why don't we all down 17 pints and take REI hooligan style, be sure to wear your 'life is good' shirts... Those shirts are soooo ghey! I think we should raise money for our war vs. REI by making our own "Life is Ghey" shirts. Or, "Life is Food" and have pics of super fat people on them. Quote
Jim Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 Oh, oh looks like a Friday afternoon feeding frenzy. Bad timing Sman. <"}}}}}>< Quote
lI1|1! Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 I'll confess, the only thing more utterly pathetic is 3rd hand limp dicked qb'ing - because nothings more Seattle than internet limp dicked qb'ing - a mattp approved jackass The only thing MORE pathetic is claiming mattp approval. only on the seattle internet would that be clarified. Quote
RogerJ Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 Can we move this thread to the "REI Haters" forum? This is not appropriate for SPRAY. -r Quote
olyclimber Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 check your facts. there are multiple internets in Seattle. Quote
mountainhesh Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 Those shirts are soooo ghey! I think we should raise money for our war vs. REI by making our own "Life is Ghey" shirts. Or, "Life is Food" and have pics of super fat people on them. ...be the first to own one! Quote
cj001f Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 The only thing MORE pathetic is claiming mattp approval. sorry - labeled a jackass by mattp but can't afford the approved by mattp sticker and am unwilling to agree to the terms of the joint licensing contract Quote
mountainmatt Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 Can we move this thread to the "REI Haters" forum? This is not appropriate for SPRAY. That would be better than the pirates forum Quote
archenemy Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 Those shirts are soooo ghey! I think we should raise money for our war vs. REI by making our own "Life is Ghey" shirts. Or, "Life is Food" and have pics of super fat people on them. ...be the first to own one! I'd love to own one, but I don't think I can fit him in the door. Quote
JayB Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 Glad to see that that my re-introduction of the term "limpdick" to cc.com a few days ago has restored the term to its rightful place in the lexicon. Quote
JayB Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 Someone with access to the OED should check out the term, but to me it's always denoted a person who combined an aggressive desire to take a particular action with a conspicuous inability to do so. Quote
cj001f Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 Someone with access to the OED should check out the term, but to me it's always denoted a person who combined an aggressive desire to take a particular action with a conspicuous inability to do so. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=limpdick Quote
mountainhesh Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 Someone with access to the OED should check out the term, but to me it's always denoted a person who combined an aggressive desire to take a particular action with a conspicuous inability to do so. according to the UD, it's a shade better than being a LDB. Quote
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