KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 F*** em all. I hate 'em. Show me where to sign up as a pinko-Marxist revolutionary. CEO's are greedy soul-less douche bags who blow. I'm done with it. Robochi sveta ob'yednujtes'!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Don't you mean: Little stars and stripes action there for ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 9, 2006 Author Share Posted June 9, 2006 Don't you mean: Little stars and stripes action there for ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 9, 2006 Author Share Posted June 9, 2006 Dealing out the agony within Charging hard and no ones gonna give in Living on your knees, conformity Or dying on your feet for honesty Inbred, our bodies work as one Bloody, but never cry submission Following our instinct not a trend Go against the grain until the end Blood will follow blood Dying time is here Damage incorporated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 9, 2006 Author Share Posted June 9, 2006 Damage jackals ripping right through you Sight and smell of this, it gets me goin Know just how to get just what we want Tear it from your soul in nightly hunt Fuck it all and fucking no regrets Never happy ending on these dark sets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Corporate life ain't so bad once you learn to ignore the execs and anything coming out of the HR department. Certainly better than heading off to Young Pioneer camp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 9, 2006 Author Share Posted June 9, 2006 Corporate life ain't so bad once you learn to ignore the execs and anything coming out of the HR department. Certainly better than heading off to Young Pioneer camp. it's getting to me thank God for climbing to get away from these mothercopulators Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 We are the corporation. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated ...once your attitude improves.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 9, 2006 Author Share Posted June 9, 2006 We are the corporation. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated ...once your attitude improves.... The beatings will continue until morale improves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 The beatings will continue until morale improves Morale? Who gives a fuck about morale? It's all about the share price. Pogue Manager: KK, what is that logo on your polo shirt? Programer KK: A dollar sign, sir. Pogue Manager: Where'd you get it? Programer KK: I don't remember, sir. Pogue Manager: What is that you've got written on your badge? Programer KK: "Born to Climb", sir. Pogue Manager: You write "Born to Climb" on your badge and you wear a dollar sign. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke? Programer KK: No, sir. Pogue Manager: You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you. Programer KK: Yes, sir. Pogue Manager: Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the man. Programer KK: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir. Pogue Manager: The what? Programer KK: The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir. Pogue Manager: Whose side are you on, son? Programer KK: Our side, sir. Pogue Manager: Don't you love your country? Programer KK: Yes, sir. Pogue Manager: Then how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win? Programer KK: Yes, sir. Pogue Manager: Son, all I've ever asked of my direct reports is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the consumers, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this freeware craze blows over. Programer KK: Aye-aye, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Good call: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 carl, how the hell could you leave out the "or I WILL take a gaint shit on you" line? now why don't you good people get back to your tps reports? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Corporate life ain't so bad once you learn to ignore the execs and anything coming out of the HR department. Certainly better than heading off to Young Pioneer camp. True. And try not having your paycheck automatically deposited. Looking at it each pay period helps. Oh, and so does whiskey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 F*** em all. I hate 'em. Show me where to sign up as a pinko-Marxist revolutionary. CEO's are greedy soul-less douche bags who blow. I'm done with it. Robochi sveta ob'yednujtes'!!! Viva la Revolution! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 9, 2006 Author Share Posted June 9, 2006 The beatings will continue until morale improves Morale? Who gives a fuck about morale? It's all about the share price. Pogue Manager: KK, what is that logo on your polo shirt? Programer KK: A dollar sign, sir. Pogue Manager: Where'd you get it? Programer KK: I don't remember, sir. Pogue Manager: What is that you've got written on your badge? Programer KK: "Born to Climb", sir. Pogue Manager: You write "Born to Climb" on your badge and you wear a dollar sign. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke? Programer KK: No, sir. Pogue Manager: You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you. Programer KK: Yes, sir. Pogue Manager: Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the man. Programer KK: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir. Pogue Manager: The what? Programer KK: The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir. Pogue Manager: Whose side are you on, son? Programer KK: Our side, sir. Pogue Manager: Don't you love your country? Programer KK: Yes, sir. Pogue Manager: Then how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win? Programer KK: Yes, sir. Pogue Manager: Son, all I've ever asked of my direct reports is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the consumers, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this freeware craze blows over. Programer KK: Aye-aye, sir. Full metal jacket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 congragulations pyle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 9, 2006 Author Share Posted June 9, 2006 congragulations pyle! uh-huh, and what happened to "pyle"? now, go lick sack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 what's the matter numb-nuts, did momma and daddy not love you enough? *i'm ducking* k chortu yerself tovarisch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 9, 2006 Author Share Posted June 9, 2006 what's the matter numb-nuts, did momma and daddy not love you enough? *i'm ducking* k chortu yerself tovarisch! you forgot to parrot the line about skull-f***** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 F*** em all. ok ya big nancyboy...what the fuck is up with all the manners you're spewing around spray? abbreviating a perfectly good cuss word? " copulate corporate america"???? alliteration or not, that kind of talk belongs in the cafe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Private, YOU BEST UNFUCK YOURSELF!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 F*** em all. ok ya big nancyboy...what the fuck is up with all the manners you're spewing around spray? abbreviating a perfectly good cuss word? " copulate corporate america"???? alliteration or not, that kind of talk belongs in the cafe. damn the strapon comes with some huevos - or is that the breasticles speaking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 9, 2006 Author Share Posted June 9, 2006 F*** em all. ok ya big nancyboy...what the fuck is up with all the manners you're spewing around spray? abbreviating a perfectly good cuss word? " copulate corporate america"???? alliteration or not, that kind of talk belongs in the cafe. ty pizda zhopoglazaya, suka protivna, poshel ty na khuj! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 F*** em all. ok ya big nancyboy...what the fuck is up with all the manners you're spewing around spray? abbreviating a perfectly good cuss word? " copulate corporate america"???? alliteration or not, that kind of talk belongs in the cafe. ty pizda zhopoglazaya, suka protivna, poshel ty na khuj! i'm pretty sure he just cut loose with a really good insult but he's still too much of a wuss to say it plain and simple. get your self into the cafe where you belong, sally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 9, 2006 Author Share Posted June 9, 2006 (edited) F*** em all. ok ya big nancyboy...what the fuck is up with all the manners you're spewing around spray? abbreviating a perfectly good cuss word? " copulate corporate america"???? alliteration or not, that kind of talk belongs in the cafe. ty pizda zhopoglazaya, suka protivna, poshel ty na khuj! i'm pretty sure he just cut loose with a really good insult but he's still too much of a wuss to say it plain and simple. get your self into the cafe where you belong, sally. to swear properly, you must do it in Russian. There is no good translation for you are a cunt with eyes on your ass Edited June 9, 2006 by KaskadskyjKozak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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