RANT

[archenemy]

I climb for the vibration

[DirtyHarry]

Today, I climb for Satan.

[Chad_A]

I climb for the vibration

 

Ooolalah.

[G-spotter]

She's the reason Positive Vibrations fell over

[cj001f]

I climb for the vibration

 

Ooolalah.

 

It's really just cage rattling

[G-spotter]

Cage rattling flavour ice cream

[sobo]

...When I see someone doing something I consider stupid that is the first thing that occurs to me: "Shit I hope I don't have to try to save that guy."

 

I used to say to my partners, "C'mon, let's get out of here before we have to rescue someone."

 

Then I went and joined Mountain Rescue. Now I just have to wait to get called out. It's a little less bothersome that way, as it doesn't interrupt my climbing as much as already being there when someone decks does.

[sobo]

stupid SAR and their rescuers who rescue no matter the danger!

 

As for that comment, CC, my mantra is quite the contrary if I suspect that I/we might not succeed with a sufficient margin of safety: "No fucking way am I gonna orphan my kids for that fuck!"

 

In the future, please make a better distinction between SAR and Mountain Rescue.

[chris]

rant:

to harangue; a loud bombastic declamation expressed with strong emotion

 

ahhh, I feel better now. thanks for listening

[AlpineK]

I only climb for all the hot goat sex.

 

bc skiing is for polar bear love.

[Cobra_Commander]

In the future, please make a better distinction between SAR and Mountain Rescue.

 

yeah mtn rescue probably use lighter compasses and fit into patagonia clothing.

[olyclimber]

I'm not particularly intelligent, open-minded, or generally well-liked.

 

I don't live in a clean place, I don't eat nutritiously very often, and I don't drive well.

 

I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or Gutenberg.

 

Although I'm certain they weren't American.

 

I drink beer.....not good beer. I don't use utensils when eating.

 

I believe in guns for settling disputes, not discussions.

 

And I pronounce it AIN'T, not AREN'T.

 

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack

 

...until I go anywhere, and what's the point in doing that.

 

Burger King IS fine dining. Cracker Jack IS a vegetable and WWF wrestling is real.

 

The UNITED STATES is the ONLY country in the world,

 

The FIRST nation of ignorance, and the BEST part of South America!

 

My name is mud...

 

...AND I AM OLYCLIMBER!

[olyclimber]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8312099236995630598&q=I+am+canadian

[sobo]

I sure hope Off_White sees that. Pricele$$!

[gavastik]

Feel free to speak up if you think you’ve done something similar or something bigger.

 

So what's the biggest thing you've done then? A hippo? A gorilla? Or do you just hump your big pillow at night?

 

Read this, oh mighty one, and learn from your betters: story time