trader joes

[olyclimber]

psssstttt!! my record for expense for one shopping trip to trader joes is well over $300. you're going to need to be a little more lavicious to keep up. have you tried the chocolate pudding, those little british scone thingers that you throw in the toaster, or the gyozas? lots of good stuff there.

[The_Rooster]

Whatever you do, don't buy any of their chicken products.

[Dechristo]

Oh, corntraire. We're gonna bring down the chicken civilization and save the planet...starting by reducing the poultry population by 90%.

[Captain_Black_Bart]

Obviously at this stage we need a pirate

 

Tis true, me swarthy lass.

[snugtop]

those little british scone thingers that you throw in the toaster

 

you mean crumpets? they are good...and cheaper than English muffins.

 

But seriously, the staff there seem 100 times nicer than supermarket staff elsewhere, except maybe Whole Foods--where do they find these people willing to make checkout wages?? They must have some kind of profit-sharing thing going on. I can't figure it out.

[dalius]

I think for one, TJoe's has a really good benefits package for their employees - healthcare, 401k and all that shizzle. That and I think they get paid more than minimum wage.

[dalius]

Oh, and I forgot to mention, free ecstasy for all.

[olyclimber]

those little british scone thingers that you throw in the toaster

 

you mean crumpets? they are good...and cheaper than English muffins.

 

But seriously, the staff there seem 100 times nicer than supermarket staff elsewhere, except maybe Whole Foods--where do they find these people willing to make checkout wages?? They must have some kind of profit-sharing thing going on. I can't figure it out.

 

yes, crumpets. good stuff.

[cj001f]

you mean crumpets? they are good

mmmm crumpet. I like mine blonde.

[snugtop]

I think you mean strumpet. Like Paris.

[archenemy]

Oh, and I forgot to mention, free ecstasy for all.

sign me up

[archenemy]

I just ate a bunch of dark chocolate covered espresso beans for breakfast. yummy.

[snugtop]

I just ate a bag of dark chocolate covered almonds...burp!

[cj001f]

I think you mean strumpet. Like Paris.

no, crumpet. strumpet is different. And paris is just trash.

[PBRstreetgang]

If you complain about the crappy TJs tortillas they send you a $15 gift card

[billcoe]

If you complain about the crappy TJs tortillas they send you a $15 gift card

 

Sounds like 5 bottles of 2 buck chuck and a cliff bar or 2, whats to complain about?

[olyclimber]

apparently crappy TJs tortillas. I'm just trying to figure how bad they have to be in order to be worth $15.

[G-spotter]

you're going to need to be a little more lavicious to keep up.

 

lascivious?

[olyclimber]

Get with the program dru....all the smart kids can just make up words on the spot.

[G-spotter]

I think Ilsa LaVicious was in a movie with Manfred Danegger once

[Dechristo]

babe-a-licious

[EWolfe]

Get with the program dru....all the smart kids can just make up words on the spot.

 

But they should give us the meanings, at least.

[olyclimber]

http://laciviouspolyphony.blogspot.com/2005/04/story-of-title.html

[mythosgrl]

Whatever you do, don't buy any of their chicken products.

 

What's wrong with their chicken?

[Dechristo]

quothe The Rooster, "nevermore"