layton Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Today, we celebrate the birth of the Zombie Jesus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 That's certainly one way of looking at it. A very twisted way, I'll grant you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 The voices in my head tell me you are Satan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 I am telling you that this whole Jesus thing was just an early Houdini trick, "First I will drag a huge cross through the streets, then I will have my assistants whip me and put a crown of thorns on my head, nail me to the cross and stab me. Then after a while I will have them drag me into a cave and put a big fucking rock in front of it. I will then disappear and come back three days later looking much better than before." Great marketing goes a long way to selling a book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Only to beat Oly to it: Â JEEZUS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 birthday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PBRstreetgang Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 How dare you call Jesus a zombie!! Â Its obvious He's a vampire. Â 1. He rose from the dead. 2. Commands followers to eat flesh and drink blood. 3. Jesus just cant come in you have to let him in. Â not to mention haveing his servants under psychic control Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Mike and PBR in discussion: Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 must be a master vampire then as he does, according to The Big Book, walk around in the daylight  did anyone mention if the zombie/blood-sucker/hellion-of-the-night was gay already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 did you know that zombies love pancakes? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerJ Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 did you know that zombies love pancakes? Â I do now... Â Looks like a zombie pirate in that picture too! Â -r Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Not pancakes. The sign says pancak, dammit. Its like zombie bukkake or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerJ Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Not pancakes. The sign says pancak, dammit. Its like zombie bukkake or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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