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blow on my toes

 

won't that bother your boyfriend?

 

him? don't worry - he's a nihilist.

 

oh - that must be exhausting.

 

i'll suck your cock for a 1000$!

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New shit has come to light! And shit... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?

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What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

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What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

8 year olds dude

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I liked The Dude in "The Vanishing" -- it was creepy <shudder> thumbs_up.giflaugh.giffruit.gif

 

 

 

Had you had a fight recently?

 

Not a fight, a thing.

 

...A thing?

 

Yeah, a thing, don't you have a girlfriend?

 

Yeah. And want you think is a thing you can bet your life she thinks is a fight.

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The Big Lebowski: Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski?

 

[the Dude walks out and shuts the door]

 

The Big Lebowski: The bums will always lose!

 

Brandt: How was your meeting, Mr. Lebowski?

 

The Dude: Okay. The old man told me to take any rug in the house.

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Whereas what we have here? A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank. This is not a worthy adversary.

fuck! this occured to me whilst at the gym 2night as the most currently relevant and therefore amusing - come home to find i was scooped by a lousy fawking canuck (speaking of unworthy adversaries)!

 

"the man in the black fucking pajamas..."

 

"what are you? a fucking park ranger now?"

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