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No, but I can tell you the temperature, barometric pressure, elevation, direction - among other things.

 

It's supposed to tell time?

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"A check of the Internet revealed different styles of the watches, which sell through different online stores and auction sites for anywhere from $3 to $10."

 

Genius reporting from our friends at MSN. Insightful. Innovative.

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There is currently no law against carrying an altimeter...onto an airplane.

 

OH MY GOD MOMMY IM SCARED! MAKE MORE LAWS! PUT A RIDER ON THE ANTI ALTIMETER BILL TO EXEMPT BUSH FROM WAR CRIMES CHARGES FOREVER! WHY DO YOU ALTIMETER OWNING BIATCHES HATE AMERICA SO MUCH? SELL YOUR ALTIMETER AND BUY A GUN AND SOME KY CAUSE THE GOVERNMENT WOULD LIKE YOU TO BEND OVER FOR FREEDOM!!1!!!1!

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I'm thinking al-Qaeda members are sitting around just thinking this shit up and laughing their asses off while our gov't runs around like a bunch of headless chooks spending a billion dollars on anti-altimeter-watch technology.

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I'm thinking al-Qaeda members are sitting around just thinking this shit up and laughing their asses off while our gov't runs around like a bunch of headless chooks spending a billion dollars on anti-altimeter-watch technology.

It's like they planned it that way...

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Especially b/c those are apaches, no?

 

APACHES?! Wellgawldangitwaitaminute, I thought all them Injuns done was killed off years'go ta make the frunteer safe for all'n us God-fear'n whitefokes! An' now you'satellin' me they kin fly? Prolly ginna tell us they's got tommyhawk missiles 'r sumpm, too, arncha? Fer gid-gawd-gollygosh-ahmighty!

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