foraker Posted March 3, 2006 Posted March 3, 2006 In other news, outside of Kabul, the Defense Department gave a demonstration of it's new low-cost Armored Mine Sweeper and 'Salad' Spinner. Designed by Halliburton, each unit costs approximately 16.7 million USD, a price which a DoD spokesman described as 'a bargain, really'. The DoD is said to have plans to acquire over 1000 units initially, along with a substantial 20 year 'service contract'. Quote
magellan Posted March 3, 2006 Posted March 3, 2006 For 16.7 mil, they could have thrown in some pants. Damn, he looks happy. He's obviously not American, no belly. Quote
willstrickland Posted March 3, 2006 Posted March 3, 2006 John "Batshit Insane" McElroy enters the fifth stage of the Subaru Hampster Wheel Adventure Race...crossing Algiers on foot. Batty Mac, as his teammates call him, has shed clothing and brought out the sunshade mesh wheel to deal with the scorching 147 degree heat here in northern Africa. Quote
foraker Posted March 3, 2006 Posted March 3, 2006 John is more famously known for being the only person to have ever been asked to leave the Burning Man festival. His disturbing 'mobile art' pieces describing life in corporate America were derided as 'soul-sucking fun-killers'. Quote
Mos_Chillin Posted March 3, 2006 Author Posted March 3, 2006 ...and now representing the base corporate mentality... Quote
G-spotter Posted March 3, 2006 Posted March 3, 2006 dave schuldts newde bike has only one wheel Quote
Mos_Chillin Posted March 3, 2006 Author Posted March 3, 2006 You're a soul-sucking fun killer. Excuse me, I need to uncage my soul now. Quote
Off_White Posted March 3, 2006 Posted March 3, 2006 Glassgowkiss goes trolling for babes on the beach Quote
Dechristo Posted March 3, 2006 Posted March 3, 2006 Big wheel keeps on turnin', Proud Mary keeps on burnin'... trollin' trollin' trollin' 'cross the desert. Quote
catbirdseat Posted March 3, 2006 Posted March 3, 2006 The invention of the 21st Century- a Rotary Guillotine. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted March 3, 2006 Posted March 3, 2006 As a punishment for animal cruelty, "Gerbil Shooter Jim" was forced to run naked in a giant gerbil cage wheel. Quote
Alpinfox Posted March 3, 2006 Posted March 3, 2006 Put some clothes on, Pax!! BWAH! I'm much skinnier than that lardass. Quote
DirtyHarry Posted March 3, 2006 Posted March 3, 2006 And you at least were a g-string when you run your treadmill through the desert. Quote
Alpinfox Posted March 3, 2006 Posted March 3, 2006 And you at least wear a g-string when you jump on your trampoline in the desert. Yes. Yes I do. Quote
Squid Posted March 3, 2006 Posted March 3, 2006 is this your audition for the iPod commercial, hot stuff? Quote
Johnny_Tuff Posted March 3, 2006 Posted March 3, 2006 For the love of God, don't post shit like that! Quote
Johnny_Tuff Posted March 24, 2006 Posted March 24, 2006 Ahright! We know you have ties to Osama! Yer all goin' ta Gitmo! Quote
still_climbin Posted March 24, 2006 Posted March 24, 2006 Montana National Guard practices urban warfare Montanna style. Quote
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