chucK Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 Looks like our strong allies in FREEDOM, the Brits, the country with the "official secrets act", has now condemned the free press! Jack Straw condemns publishing cartoons One might note that this is an official govt. guy of the UK, whereas the French Editor firing that JayB was so indignant about was fired by the owner of the paper (an Egyptian). Quote
archenemy Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 Couldn't find any Tuborg or Carlsberg last night, but did score a nice wheel of Havarti. Really? I have never seen Havarti in a round form. Usually it is a wide, flat loaf. Quote
JayB Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 I am just posting this as part of a mini-constest I've got going for the "Reflexive Western Self Loathing Sweepstakes." I'll give an as-yet undetermined prize* to the first person who engages in the reflexive relativistic contortions necessary to equate people who critical letters to the editor to the folks depicted in this picture, pin the blame for the entire episode on the cultural insensitivity of the West, recommend enforced sensitivity training for all people outside the Ummah, and deduce their way into the conclusion that the fault for this episode lies directly with the Bush administration. Tolerance in Action Hopefully I'll be able to custom order an organic-hemp-cruelty-free Burqua in time for the conclusion of the contest. Quote
Ireneo_Funes Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 Hwæt! We Gar-dena in geardagum þeodcyninga þrym gefrunon hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon. Quote
cj001f Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 I am just posting this as part of a mini-constest I've got going for the "Reflexive Western Self Loathing Sweepstakes." I'll give an as-yet undetermined prize* to the first person who engages in the reflexive relativistic contortions necessary to equate people who critical letters to the editor to the folks depicted in this picture, pin the blame for the entire episode on the cultural insensitivity of the West, recommend enforced sensitivity training for all people outside the Ummah, and deduce their way into the conclusion that the fault for this episode lies directly with the Bush administration. Hopefully I'll be able to custom order an organic-hemp-cruelty-free Burqua in time for the conclusion of the contest. On other news: cheese and fruit filled breakfast pastries are hereafter to be know as "heroic defenders of liberty pastries" instead of "danish". They will revert back to the original title in 12 months, like freedom/french fries Quote
JayB Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 You'll have to do better than that if you want to take first place, Carl. Quote
JayB Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 Honorable mention for anyone who argues that the photos are a transparent fiction manufactured by the CIA to further their various nefarious agendas. Quote
Ireneo_Funes Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 I think we've learned in the last few years that the CIA is way less clever than we ever thought. So your offer is tempting, but no. Quote
JayB Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 Blue ribbon for tethering it to Enron or Halliburton. Quote
olyclimber Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 Blue ribbon for tethering it to Enron or Halliburton. thanks for standing up for these companies. it seems like they always get the bad rap. Quote
cj001f Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 thanks for standing up for these companies. it seems like they always get the bad rap. Comeon, if you've never seen how a BOD works it's so easy to believe the propaganda Quote
Dru Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 The whole Muslim anger at Danish cartoons thing is the result of a devious plot by the CSIS to distract Denmark's attention from Han Island. Take that you fucking Danes, don't mess with Canada's borders! Quote
JayB Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 Pretty weak showing so far. Just use "DragonType" or something to transcribe what you are muttering at your monitor. Quote
cj001f Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 Pastry Protest So is your preferred solution re-education, sterilization or deathcamps? Quote
Dru Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 Danes, why stop there? Next run a cartoon showing Jesus Christ molesting an altar boy. Quote
sexual_chocolate Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 Dru, the world gets a little too complicated if one takes their cultural blinders off. Quote
JayB Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 Pastry Protest So is your preferred solution re-education, sterilization or deathcamps? Now we're getting somewhere. Vintage inversion. "The real Nazi's are the people who are critical of the mobs threatening to murder anyone who dares to express opinions that are offensive to their ideology. If their criticisms succeed in convincing these people that these tactics won't succeed, we all know where THAT might lead." Consider yourself a strong contender for the lead. Quote
JayB Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 Dru, the world gets a little too complicated if one takes their cultural blinders off. Word. Check out the Cultural Blinders on this guy: Big Pharaoh Quote
cj001f Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 Dru, the world gets a little too complicated if one takes their cultural blinders off. Word. Check out the Cultural Blinders on this guy: Big Pharaoh Umm, Jay, weren't you taking part in some random "buy Danish" campaign earlier? Quote
TBay Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 ...One had a suicide bomber trying to get into heaven and Muhammad saying they have no more virgins left so go back home, or something to that effect. Now I think that funny. for your viewing pleasures link to gallery Dru, what size do you need? Quote
willstrickland Posted February 3, 2006 Posted February 3, 2006 Anybody who clutches the pearls and gets the vapors over political cartoons of any stripe need to lighten the fuck up. I don't care whether it's radical mullah jihad jhanie or radical cleric James Dobson. Maybe we can just build a big ass enclosed fence around Jerusalem, toss all the far right wing religious nutjobs of the christian, muslim, and jewish faith in there, lock the gates and let them have a battle royale to the death. With any luck, they would kill each other off and the sane people of the world could get on with our lives. Organized religion is the greatest scam ever conceived. Quote
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